🔥🦇bat out of hales🦇🔥

hard

surely this will not affect me negatively in any other type of way

rheumatoid arthritis hack discovered... the morning stiffness can't get you if you don't sleep

haley ass house key(closed on my house 🥳)

reference to the simplistic, narrow-minded way in which my main character profiles them lmao

silly doodle I drew at previously mentioned fair #oc #ocsky

jk she told me to get it, I'm a good daughter in law I swear

got a thai massage from a beautiful granola woman when I was supposed to be working my MIL's booth at the psychic fair

the sketch featuring gonk from memory as a crusty poodle

mistress of da dark
#elvira #fanart

also selfies. a lot of those

this really do be twitter 2

i feel like my bluesky is only like 30% art and the rest is complaining and posting about my beef with certain spiders

like the recluses in this rental do not fuck around. I feel like usually the crickets come out on top but not here

the brown recluse cricket feud is unreal... many lives lost, many cricket legs have fallen silent

my joke theory is that one of the brown recluses ripped it off so he couldn't alert his buddies

fucked up how baby crickets legs grow back, lil bro is probably waiting for his to come back 😭😭

crazy dog lady without a dog so I'm talking to and feeding a cricket that wandered in

formal wear sketches
#ocsky #oc #sketch

people keep telling me to drop my hours for health reasons like 🤨🤨 yeah that would be nice if I didn't live in a late stage capitalist hellscape

crazy and totally not a strategic means of maintaining a class of wage slaves that health insurance is only affordable if you are physically well enough to work full time 🤯🤯🤯

Chess game

#fe3h

🌿 Share your OC and a plant you associate with them 🌿

Castor bean plant for Faye, my girliepop wannabe terrorist

#ocsky #ocprompt #oc

more doodles
#oc #ocsky #sketch

no matter your politics it’s disrespectful to joke about someone’s death. don’t say dick cheney died when he was out hunting and tried to shoot a bird in a tree but missed and hit a big branch which fell on his dick and smashed him flat and then the bird pooped on his head. don’t say stuff like that

lmaoo nope just the once 🤣 Dude it's so stupid like it's not even inherently sexual!! this site's mod team is supervised by the most perverted puritans i stg. I drew a picture of two of my characters fully clothed fighting each other and I had to appeal that lmao

ok they changed it to 'sexually suggestive' 🙄

ok actually insane that boobs alone are considered sexually explicit like 🤨🤨🤨 they're not even playing with them yall are puritans

and if you're wondering yes I depicted Damen fighting with the walgreens automated phone system bc I too was recently yelling "PHARMACY! PHARMACY!" at that smug, probably sexy robot phone operator

when times are tough, you gotta doodle your characters topless