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Service animals are so cute 🥰 what do you mean you’re working on a Saturday night and not complaining?? So professional!

22.02.2026 01:21 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Eating a sandwich with consommé on the CTA is unhinged

18.02.2026 00:52 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Performing Nicki Minaj as a drag queen is Fuuucking weird at this point

15.02.2026 06:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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I’m so fuggin ready for Mexico

05.02.2026 16:41 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

We’re witnessing federal agent commit murder in the streets and people are upset with some titty prosthetics?? Grow up!

03.02.2026 22:46 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

stuck in a JADE and Beyoncé cycle… just leave me here

03.02.2026 22:42 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

One thing not smoking 🍃 in January has taught me is how much I love a 🍃gummy.

29.01.2026 00:12 — 👍 0 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

HAS to be joke???

27.01.2026 21:56 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

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27.01.2026 17:21 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

I’m so sorry to meeting house but what was this Sunday “drag show”… where is Camilla???

18.01.2026 21:31 — 👍 1 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0

The Beyoncé withdrawal is REAL right now and if tickets were to drop for Act iii I fear I would spend everything I have

16.01.2026 04:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

A new phenomenon has been observed, twink reincarnation!!

13.01.2026 18:26 — 👍 7 🔁 2 💬 0 📌 0

Getting the urge to start a new save on Palworld

09.01.2026 17:57 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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otw home thinking about leading my train car in a rendition of Thank Goodness

03.12.2025 22:28 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Do they kiss?

07.11.2025 22:10 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

Do you think the 22 would mind if I sang Hamilton for them?

02.11.2025 17:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

You haven’t skipped down the street recently, singing Carly Rae Jepsen at the top of your lungs, and it shows!!

30.10.2025 20:58 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

HAVE YOU TRIED THE CHERRY ONES??

29.10.2025 22:48 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Am I going to have to learn how to make falafel? WTF is this world coming to?!

29.10.2025 22:22 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Whole Foods kind of sucks now?

29.10.2025 22:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Not wearing deodorant to the gym should be immediate jail

27.10.2025 21:37 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Wait has anyone made the joke that the ballroom is going to be a ball pit?

25.10.2025 21:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

And Lady Gaga is the only one already downloaded iktr 👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💅

23.10.2025 21:59 — 👍 4 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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21.10.2025 22:02 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 1 📌 0

The scream I just scrumpt when I saw that ZA delivered!! 🥳

16.10.2025 19:53 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Boots was so good 😭

13.10.2025 19:32 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Is Barry’s a sponsor of English Teacher?? It’s mentioned like every episode

12.10.2025 23:30 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Pronouncing Buesey as Bussy on a work call is wild behavior

06.10.2025 15:54 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Where are you going

30.09.2025 14:49 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

Marvel Zombies was really good! 10/10

28.09.2025 03:16 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0

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