If he wants to be liked he can just start giving away his money. He can keep literal billions for himself and he'd still have one of the most positive impacts in human history. But he refuses to part with even a dime because he doesn't actually WANT to help anyone ever.
11.08.2025 17:55 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
me
right ear = sparkly butterfly
left ear = cubic zirconium stud
I got my ears pierced!
10.08.2025 22:45 โ ๐ 4 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Mario Cuomo is a progressive icon. His dumbass kids aren't.
09.08.2025 04:40 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
This feels like one of those things that is going to be difficult to defend in court. Even with what little's left of a functioning legal system.
07.08.2025 22:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
The Constitution did change recently! The Equal Rights Amendment was ratified, but the archivist never updated the Constitution to include it.
06.08.2025 16:59 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I would have used strikethrough and inserted some pictures of Clarence Thomas's RV. Less subtle but still makes a good point.
06.08.2025 16:58 โ ๐ 22 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
I would have bought the good timeline if Visa and Mastercard had let me!
05.08.2025 17:48 โ ๐ 21 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
On the plus side, I now know why I was taking allergy meds twice a day instead of once daily. Lots of mold :(
05.08.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
If you do the smarthome thing, please buy a leak sensor for every sink. My kitchen sink's drain had a crack in it, and it gradually leaked for months. I had no idea there was a problem until the pipe broke more. So much mold. Will have to get new cabinets, etc.
05.08.2025 14:47 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Everyone in the WNBA is taller than me.
05.08.2025 03:27 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
imagine getting arrested for skipping work... post abolition of slavery. texas is insane.
04.08.2025 21:25 โ ๐ 162 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 4 ๐ 0
How does the enforcement work? Like, Columbia can't call the NYPD to arrest me for using the women's bathroom at Columbia. That's against city and state law. If I do get arrested, it's not like the arraignment judge is going to say "Columbia has a license to violate the state Constitution". Right?
01.08.2025 19:58 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 2 ๐ 0
Pickup lines can include "Hey babe, want to procrastinate for 6 months on making a simple phone call?"
01.08.2025 19:49 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Is it bad that I assumed this was The Post from today and not from 2007?
That said, I'm surprised they haven't blamed trans people for Epstein yet.
01.08.2025 19:48 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Screenshot of:
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> Apply the config?
yes
Other package managers should steal the "here's what actually is changing" view from home-manager/nh
31.07.2025 12:09 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
OK but they can wear these little pillows on the outside of their helmet now and that will solve all the problems with the sport. Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa was asked for comment and said "Let's just say I'm no longer worried about brain damage."
29.07.2025 23:33 โ ๐ 7 ๐ 1 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The actual article goes on to make fun of Mamdani for no reason... ``Mr. Cuomo used Mr. Mamdaniโs trip to Uganda to take a dig at him on social media ... asking readers to choose the โcorrect termโ to describe the wedding celebration โ โchampagne socialismโ or โtrust fund socialism.โ''
29.07.2025 23:02 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Bro disabled replies.
I think it would be more cost effective for New York Times employees to just stand in Times Square wearing DNC t-shirts and hit people with baseball bats until they promise to vote against the Democratic Party nominee in the general election. This ain't it.
29.07.2025 23:01 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
The fact that he seems to be waiting to be elected before taking over as mayor indicates how unserious he is about leading this city! (The NYT is now reaching out to me to write an op-ed for tomorrow.)
29.07.2025 22:54 โ ๐ 5 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
"Your honor, the Congressman looked Muslim in my rear view mirror." "Case dismissed."
29.07.2025 18:28 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Did she shoot the horse when she got bored with it?
29.07.2025 18:24 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
They said "their FCC"
29.07.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 0 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
Seems like everyone else in 2025, Bluesky is taking the "comply in advance" approach. Why bother with laws when companies will just do whatever you want if you imply that there may be a law coming someday?
29.07.2025 18:23 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
I think they're talking about the UK equivalent. (Ofcom?)
29.07.2025 18:22 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 1 ๐ 0
It is pretty noticeable that even as mainstream opinion on Israel and Gaza finally shifts, you donโt hear the Responsible Adults apologizing for punishing all the college kids protesting the atrocities. Quite the opposite in fact!
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With 300ms of lag to 1) save power 2) make you sick to your stomach.
29.07.2025 03:30 โ ๐ 1 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
My money's on Pritzker. But he doesn't need it, he already has infinity money.
29.07.2025 03:26 โ ๐ 2 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
Yup, same. If the options are "hurt trans people" and "hurt everyone" then I'm going to vote "hurt everyone" to teach y'all a lesson. Don't run Newsom or Buttigieg!
28.07.2025 20:32 โ ๐ 13 ๐ 0 ๐ฌ 0 ๐ 0
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