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I will say, though, Demented Trump remains a master communicator. Guy was like "How can I say to America... 'autogenocide'..?" ๐Ÿค”

and then he bulldozed his own place of residence

23.10.2025 19:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Beautiful Ballroom, folks!
โœ‹๐Ÿคš
Could be ๐Ÿ™Œ the most beautiful festivals since the Greeks. ๐Ÿ‘ People think so!
But it's taking, i think a little long, for 2029 end.
EXCUSE ME!, so disrespectful. The president! can you believe...
So I thought, I could, to build too, and so, we are looking at build! Bigly

23.10.2025 16:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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โ€˜The Most Humbling Thing Iโ€™ve Ever Seenโ€™: Ford CEO On Chinaโ€™s Car Industry Ford CEO Jim Farley said Chinese cars have

yeah. writing's on the wall
just learn how to code and how to metabolize CO2 instead of O2

23.10.2025 07:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"A writer is a person who cares what words mean, what they say, how they say it. Writers know words are their way towards truth and freedom, and so they use them with care, with thought, with fear, with delight. By using words well they strengthen their souls.โ€
Ursula K. Le Guin, born OTD in 1929

21.10.2025 11:29 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 130    ๐Ÿ” 33    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 2

> me, nytimes reporter live tweeting from out back of an industrial complex
> eyes fluttering across my smart glasses' HUD to hammer out one final tweet
"critics say that death by firing sqaud is actually one of the be-"
*YUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUHGUH*

or, you guys over there could wake the fuck up.?

22.10.2025 10:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

yeah and if there is a curse word, even just one, like with an asterisk, for a vowel, fascists HAVE TO go home

22.10.2025 10:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

first year of this(!): The fireworks last night were indeed in celebration of Diwali, I'm sure of it. That's really something. Kind of a new era for my locale. And the fireworks are fine by me, as fireworks are actually my entire religion. With music.

22.10.2025 10:05 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

drat! another cliffracer

22.10.2025 06:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I'd repurpose the facilities for scientific conferences. Extremely prestigious scientific meetings, rotating through many fields of study. Most valued part of the gig would be relatively open access to white house staff; this is a type of lobbying we need more of. It's surely too late, but whatevs.

22.10.2025 05:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

quit your job

21.10.2025 21:06 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

investing a solid 40 hours this week into musicianship. Why? because the returns i'm seeing are stupendous. Don't tell mah wifeee but I'm covering one of our favorite songs we would sing together over a decade ago :). It's disco-pop, and surprisingly technical. Will be a music vid w/ clips of us. ๐Ÿฅฐ

21.10.2025 18:46 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

you know you're on the right track when all that the NYTimes, WaPo et al. can publish are articles like "No Kings: Is it like the Tea Party?", promptly removed from the website's front page.

Almost NEVER will establishment media profile or quote the protestors. Media is SCURRED.

Next? We strike.

21.10.2025 15:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

rocket scientist
you're already describing something very, very difficult

21.10.2025 12:11 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

i'm halfway through the wiki article on templeOS and I wanted to remind everyone that the fixed 640x480 pixel resolution is "to make it easier for children to draw illustrations for God"

21.10.2025 04:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Neon Poodle new band name called it

21.10.2025 03:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

if he really hated it, though? he'd shitbomb it

21.10.2025 02:16 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

robby roadsteamer! HEALL YEAH, BROTHER

19.10.2025 20:47 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Russell Vought: The Shadow President
YouTube video by ProPublica Russell Vought: The Shadow President

๐Ÿ“ฝ๏ธ WATCH: This video on the rise of Russ Vought, Trump's โ€œshadow president,โ€ is based on scores of interviews, thousands of pages of emails and dozens of hours of videos and recordings of private briefings given by Vought, most of which have not been previously reported.

19.10.2025 03:00 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1741    ๐Ÿ” 847    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 55

holy shit. Unbelievable footage

19.10.2025 00:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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oh fuck yeah. go for it Elon! (guy never misses)

18.10.2025 06:02 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Brewers fan loses job after imploring she would 'call ICE' on Hispanic Dodgers supporter: report Milwaukee Brewers fan Shannon Kobylarczyk reportedly lost her job after threatening to "call ICE" on Hispanic Los Angeles Dodgers fan Ricardo Fosado during a recent game.

"imploring"? well, no. "implying". anyway, then the prose errors go away and the story itself really shines through

"Kobylarczyk then called Fosado a "p----" for not drinking beer like a "real (man)."

"You know what, let's call ICE," Kobylarczyk then said to a fellow Brewers fan in front of her...

16.10.2025 20:43 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

HELL YEAH, BROTHER

16.10.2025 18:37 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

ah yes you see i *was* married but those bonds of matrimoaning were no match for this memewagon. LOL, marriage?? this puppy can lock me inside to quickly burn alive without ever even starting the car, which is great because it doesn't start

16.10.2025 18:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

update: phew! it's all over and we can head back into work again in a few hours

16.10.2025 04:35 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

we are still doing this huh?
feels like the only thing keeping us from implosion is a majority of americans still willing to pretend like this is a country of some kind. This is Stephen Miller's funhaus. Gotta be this white to ride

16.10.2025 00:55 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

and the people of tarrifville, they all tell line up, to tell me, tears in his eyes "sir this is such a beautiful shelf", frankly

15.10.2025 22:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text:

Episcopalians on Facebook
Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข
Exodus 8:2-6
"But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs...
The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

Screenshot of a Facebook post featuring three of the Portland protesters wearing inflatable frog costumes with the following text: Episcopalians on Facebook Elizabeth Rose Elrod โ€ข 22h โ€ข Exodus 8:2-6 "But if you refuse to let them go, I will plague your whole country with frogs... The frogs shall come up on you and on your people and on all your officials."

you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you

15.10.2025 16:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 35272    ๐Ÿ” 9899    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 41    ๐Ÿ“Œ 563

yes, yes everyone apologized and we all decided we'd gone wayyyyy overboard with "identity politics", "woke", "the DEI" and etc etc so then we immediately did a violent nationwide ethnic cleansing, as a treat

15.10.2025 18:32 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

almost jarring to read this truth spoken by any establishment-esque democrat, but more power to Pete. Probably this disagrees with McKenzie's latest analyses, heh

15.10.2025 17:10 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

dat boi is finally having his heyday, what, 10 years later

15.10.2025 16:58 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

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