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Existence is a prison and I'm the fucking warden. He/him
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15.02.2025 16:17 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0*Two Grammys
03.02.2025 04:34 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Kendrick won a Grammy for calling Drake a pedophile
03.02.2025 04:06 — 👍 5 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0My wifey, my wifu, and my work wife walk into a bar...
22.01.2025 02:10 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I think if I saw a woman driving a cyber truck I'd know that we are officially in an Elon Musk generated version of that one Black Mirror Episode with Cristin Milioti
20.12.2024 22:47 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Does anyone else feel like "spigot" feels too close to a slur to be user in regular conversation?
No? Just me...
OK
DAMNIT was going to make a holding space joke here
28.11.2024 16:19 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Naturally
27.11.2024 04:24 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Of course excited for Wicked Pt. 2, but REALLY looking forward to Wicked Pt. THREE where The Wizard wins reelection after 34 felony charges.
26.11.2024 21:29 — 👍 6 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bill Nighy the Science Guyhy
21.11.2024 01:51 — 👍 2 🔁 1 💬 0 📌 0If you haven't been high at the Hyatt Place you haven't been high.
17.11.2024 06:32 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
America be like
😭😭😭
I'll be Jojo Siwa
14.11.2024 15:43 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0People are so good at creating mutual lists I need to like commission myself one.
14.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Certainly makes the challenge more difficult and more interesting.
14.11.2024 02:27 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Never interact with straight men. No exceptions.
14.11.2024 02:26 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Every time someone talks about the 9/9/9 baseball challenge (9 innings, 9 beers, 9 hot dogs) I think for a second about the challenge where you have to choose 6/12/18/14 among beers, miles ran, donuts eaten, and times you masturbate and I really just wonder why men are the way they are.
14.11.2024 01:50 — 👍 2 🔁 0 💬 2 📌 0Bailey said this was the funniest thing they had every seen on the internet and I said "yeah."
14.11.2024 01:41 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
Tough day. Gonna treat myself to some Pistachi-o's.
14.11.2024 01:08 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 1I just know if all of the muppets could meet me irl it would change their life.
14.11.2024 00:57 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Can I be Artie
12.11.2024 23:50 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Some of y'all have never kissed a hundred boys in bars and it shows
12.11.2024 21:15 — 👍 3 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Oh because it's a DRAG race
12.11.2024 15:23 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Me every like 4 months -
"Oh because it's like a DRAG race"
Forget gender, are you a shark boy or a lava girl?
29.07.2023 23:47 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Bluesky rn
28.07.2023 03:19 — 👍 1 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0I once got 40,000 upvotes on Reddit for an animal crossing meme what's the content analogue for bluesky?
28.07.2023 03:15 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0Keep big government out of my shower
28.07.2023 02:35 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0The Miranda rights but for the mentally ill
28.07.2023 02:34 — 👍 0 🔁 0 💬 0 📌 0
