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they kicked me out of hell because i raped satan without making a single facial expression

Nancy the bathroom protector!

i hate being bipolar it's awesome

I WANNA DO DRUGS AND FUCK TILL I DIE

hi normal

love em

transgender women

i wanna make a couple ms a couple bands before i off myself

hurt meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

my dick got no business having a clear outline in these pants

i’m crunching takis loud as hell & abusing kratom my fit is trash too

sounds like a blast

annoying burger

i had a dream i was hanging out with somebody & they annoyed me so i sold them to mcdonalds

genie: please. you have one more wish consider the possibilities. you could be a quadrillionaire or the immortal master of the omniverse

me: no. kill john lennon again.

i need a polo shirt...

talking to u makes me wonder why im even doing this shit

watching as you pass me by..

my religion is mcdonalds

guide me through gods golden arches.

she called me uncultured i said shalom mamacita

i would fuck a robot, i think. my doll perversion is worsening, i fear.

i wanna hurt myself

everything is breaking my heart constantly

I hate being single but at the same time, I don't deserve to be in a relationship