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iris is a redhead with glasses and freckles, wearing a checker-printed bikini and taking a selfie from a low angle so their boobs are the main focus. you can see blue veins running down their huge tits as they look seductively into the camera.

iris is a redhead with glasses and freckles, wearing a checker-printed bikini and taking a selfie from a low angle so their boobs are the main focus. you can see blue veins running down their huge tits as they look seductively into the camera.

hey

10.02.2026 17:53 — 👍 250    🔁 50    💬 14    📌 1

The bangers are always always always in the drafts

10.02.2026 18:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ahhh völlig süß!

10.02.2026 18:52 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I wake up every morning and log onto completely regular and normal dot com just like every other girl

10.02.2026 18:48 — 👍 8    🔁 2    💬 0    📌 0

Large intestine ❌❌❌
Small intestine ❌❌❌
All intestine ✅✅✅

10.02.2026 18:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Ask and ye shall receive bsky.app/profile/slur...

10.02.2026 16:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This February feels a lot like January never ended

10.02.2026 16:23 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The origin isn't actually known, I've heard a half dozen different explanations

10.02.2026 16:08 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Save 10% on Relooted on Steam Reclaim real African artifacts from Western museums in this Africanfuturist heist game. Recruit crew members, plan escape routes, acquire the precious cargo, and bounce out of the joint as fast as you...

Relooted dropped today!

10.02.2026 15:16 — 👍 12    🔁 9    💬 1    📌 1

*absolutely not an expert

10.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

British colonialism expert* here. This isn't cute or funny, British people only do this when they're about to be removed from power

10.02.2026 15:05 — 👍 9    🔁 1    💬 1    📌 0

Ich bin schon STRG + ALT + Q gewohnt, aber jetzt muss ich ALT GR + Q drucken

10.02.2026 14:50 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Warum gibt es 2 unterschiedliche Tastatur-Shortcuts um @ zu schreiben, und warum sind sie an unterschiedlichen Systeme nicht erkennen

10.02.2026 14:48 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

This isn’t legal in the EU, btw. Complain. Be an asshole. Send emails, call them! Make a fuss!
We can make sure they don’t get away with this horseshit

09.02.2026 15:09 — 👍 144    🔁 84    💬 1    📌 1

If it's less than 10g per serving then you can market it as poison-free baby food

10.02.2026 11:52 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The eepy fandom is dying. Repost if you're eepy

10.02.2026 08:37 — 👍 32    🔁 18    💬 3    📌 4

Aim for the pedo party on Epstein island and you'll land amongst the stars

Wait how does that phrase go?

10.02.2026 07:53 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

So you support additional funding for ICE

10.02.2026 06:50 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Video game 'reloots' stolen artefacts, by reclaiming works of art from Western museums

Johannesburg’s Nyamakop Studios turns African artifact repatriation into a bold heist game.

Protagonist Nomali and a crew of ordinary citizens reclaim 70 real-life artifacts taken during the colonial era.

The 30-person dev team includes people from Zimbabwe, Ghana, Nigeria, Ethiopia and Tanzania.

09.02.2026 20:30 — 👍 1348    🔁 548    💬 14    📌 62

Going back and swapping all of the "Bros" to "Sis" and vice versa when the person I was mocking transitions

09.02.2026 20:34 — 👍 11    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

(not serious)

09.02.2026 20:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Why should good things be allowed without the exploitation of someone or thing?

09.02.2026 20:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I think your expectations of the canine literally rate are too low

09.02.2026 20:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Every time somebody dresses as a Minion I just see Wario

09.02.2026 19:43 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Keir Steamer, Forensic? More like Forens-ICK!

09.02.2026 19:40 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Today in class we were watching a vid from the 80s and exactly the same thing happened to me lol

09.02.2026 19:20 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Modern Vintage Gamer video: "... or it used the Fast File System or FFS. No it doesn't stand for the other thing"

Me: "is... is MVG referencing Facial Feminisation Surgery?"

It's For Fucks Sake you dumb bitch, it shouldn't have taken 2 minutes to realise that

09.02.2026 19:17 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

fuck discord, I'm going back to homing pigeons

09.02.2026 19:07 — 👍 30    🔁 6    💬 0    📌 4

Beep beep beep bunbuw bunbuw bunbuw shhhhh krkrkrkrkrkrkrkr

Oh sorry, I was speaking in 56k modem, that's my mistake

09.02.2026 19:11 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Fuck ICQ I’m going back to morse.

09.02.2026 19:00 — 👍 5    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

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