Noel (he/him)

FYI: shut the f*** up in the movie theater. Shut it, right up. I paid to hear the movie, not you workshop your tight five.

Based Ebert. I disagreed with him a lot, but he was the first critic I remember reading that was able to meet most art where it’s at as opposed to assessing everything through the same lens. Mostly.

YouTube channels, content creators, etc. PLEASE, for the love of god, STOP using AI slop for your thumbnails. It’s gross.

Jim Jordan has not authored A SINGLE piece of legislation in 17 years. #WasteFraudAbuse

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HEY EVERYONE REMEMBER WHEN TRUMP WAS IMPEACHED FOR DENYING AID TO UKRAINE BECAUSE HE WANTED ZELENSKY TO LIE AND SAY BAD THINGS ABOUT BIDEN AND ZELENKSY WOULDN’T DO IT?

Maybe literally one fucking American newspapers could mention this in their, “think pieces,” about what happened yesterday.

Physical.

weirdo to the right ends up being even more chilling

Same. More good than bad, little messy but still fun. I’m more excited about what’s next with Sam than anything else.

The Gorge.

Dan Mora, you beautiful maniac.

I don't want to sound like an old, but if the sandwich is so packed and messy that it can't maintain any structural integrity whatsoever when it leaves the plate--I don't want it.

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I like to assess high-concept action flicks by placing them in one of two categories: TRASH or GARBAGE. Trash is silly, earnest, fun, and if we're lucky, emotionally manipulative (in a good way). Garbage is self-serious, emotionless, and by-the-numbers. This looks like 'trash,' and I can't wait.

I'm too old to get hyperbolic about what this COULD be and will just wait and meet whatever this is on the merits of it's story. Ppl freaked out by Bucky returning, now he's a mainline character, represented in all Marvel media. I know it's not the same, but the anti-reactionary lesson is the same.

This is basically my entire book in chart form

Exciting Whites confusing all the bad-meme makers.

It’s even the same director of the animated movie, ripping himself off, I guess?

Watching the SB with my family, I had to swallow my opinion as they all expressed excitement. I’m not against adaptations or remakes, but, like… ADAPT it. Seems devoid of artistry to just recreate it shot for shot.

I mean, pick one: Sit down, shut up, or say “thank you.” The world needs more efficient writers, less spoiled little shits.

So… Eagles are America’s team right now, right? Feels appropriate.

The Chiefs can still be named Super Bowl champions if Mike Pence has the courage.

I was today-years-old when I realized that Big Ed and Nadine are the Man and Woman in PEOPLE UNDER THE STAIRS. Finally watching #TwinPeaks has paying off every day.

LFG.

Seriously? I was always going to go this weekend, I just presumed it might be too much for you in theaters. I guess the allegiance to Mr. Sawa is stronger than any horror movie anxiety. Respect.

AD-SUPPORTED STREAMING GUY.

Can’t wait! Between this and Companion, WE FEASTIN’

In reality, taste drives analysis and analysis demystifies taste. Thoughtful criticism acknowledges biases… the internet doesn’t allow for that level of nuance.

That’s not toxic, that’s radical acceptance.

Epic.

The cognitive dissonance of getting up every morning and making coffee and walking the dog and going to meetings and answering emails and wondering what to make for dinner while there is a real live actual coup d’etat happening is BONKERS