The Web's Dear Freja

I love him.

Twixt (2011). It's one of Francis Ford Coppola's best vampire movies.

Make sure to enable all subtitles so you don't miss the subtleties of the grunting conversations.

may the big milf in the stars bless me with continued breast growth

Cruis'n World (1 of 3)

Cruis'n World (2 of 3)

Cruis'n World (3 of 3)

Cruis'n World
Source: Game Buyer 4 (October 1998)
Scan Source: RetroMags

#retrogaming #nintendo

Yuri 2

In old England the greatest lords think it great glory to be slapped by a queen

I'm gay.

This whole book is but a draught—nay, but the draught of a draught. Oh, Time, Strength, Cash, and Patience!

International Lesbian Day

Happy International Lesbian Day to me and the rest of us!

Crossing out the "probably" in "probably goes to midnight release parties for Pynchon novels" in my Lilah notes file.

YouTube video by Joe Lynch Boards of Canada "Olson" on a 1959 PDP-1 Computer

Boards of Canada's Olsen performed on a PDP-1. Holy shit.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=wubk...

Save 35% on The House in Fata Morgana on Steam A gothic suspense tale set in a cursed mansion. "The House in Fata Morgana" is a full-length visual novel spanning nearly a millennium that deals in tragedy, human nature, and insanity.

You should....you should....you should play The House in Fata Morgana on sale now store.steampowered.com/app/303310/T...

I love her.

I could not help staring at this gallows with a vague misgiving.

🫡

sketch of Petra listening to a walkman in front of a gravestone with Eggbug (2022-2024) on it

she is listening to some love honk, naturally

i miss cohost

I changed my handle because the vampire dot expert domain is getting too expensive. I'm still me, just less obviously cool.

I FOUND IT

Trying to look a little nice today for a special someone (the grocery store).
#selfie

Trying to look a little nice today for a special someone (the grocery store).
#selfie

STICK TO THE BOAT, is your true motto in whaling; but cases will sometimes happen when LEAP FROM THE BOAT, is still better.

"Theobald Theodor Friedrich Alfred von Bethmann Hollweg (29 November 1856 – 1 January 1921) was a German"

Yeah, I'd say.

> In the Unicode specification, U+FE18 ︘ PRESENTATION FORM FOR VERTICAL RIGHT WHITE LENTICULAR BRAKCET has a typo in its name; "BRACKET" is spelt as "BRAKCET".[3]

I'm upset.

Are you fucking kidding me? They spelled "bracket" wrong? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me? Are you fucking kidding me?

I'm upset. I wish I had a back yard to go stand in. I'm upset.

Good news, everyone: the background animation on vampire.expert is now randomized (if you have JavaScript enabled).

If you're reading this, I'm gay.

Sorry. I'm sorry. I'm trying to delete it.

Well *howdy*, y'all... The name's Earl Fontainelle, and this here's the other other other SHWEP - the Secret History of Western Eroticism Podcast. And if I may say so, you're lookin' mighty fine tonight.