Abigail

They gotta get Cameron Winter on the new Muppet show and have him duet with Kermit

It was like a website in there

my biggest nightmare is that I won’t be looking at my phone when It Happens

(daft punk One More Time voice) Auld Lang Syne

Going into 2026 with a nemesis 💖

You would think that people named rationalists would be able to debate well. Unfortunately their arguments suck ass

So true bestie

mug that says "I'm not the dog step-mom, I'm the dog mom that stepped up"

Women love to perform MKUltra experiments on each other as a method of flirting

they think they can just erase trans joy and trans freedom. they can't. they can make things a lot harder and more painful. but that joy and that freedom is not theirs to take and it is incumbent on all good people to say so.

I have a feeling that if I ever get married my wife will try to rage bait me during her vows

areas of improvement for the next review cycle: stop thinking about anal sex at work

we need more Beastie Boys type white boys in music

falling for someone is so interesting because I go super extra insane compared to baseline

what does it say that my type of women is one that will threaten to microchip me

I say this based on the number of girls who have tried to pre-order having sex with me after surgery

Pretty sure there are a large number of non-op tgirls who are chasers for post-op tgirls

Rivers Cuomo in drag

Billy Corgan in a dress

Choose your fighter

She was extremely right though

craziest thing I was told this weekend is that my dick will make a great clitoris one day

Rivers Cuomo might be the most obvious living egg in music

beth no

Yearning! At The Lucy Dacus Concert

A solid 50% of trans guys have Steve-O energy and I think that's wonderful

Sometimes women just text me that they're having conversations about using me as a piñata

Do you get summoned to be in castration movie like a letter for jury duty or something

At the Indigo Girls / Melissa Etheridge concert cruising for older women

Mama I'm Coming Home by Ozzy Osbourne

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