Marcus Carline

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Dodgers broadcast was discussing the science behind the perception of time between children and adults. After hearing the explanation, the color commentator pauses and asks, "Am I gonna feel any better?"

Andy Pages then smashes a dinger into space, thus ending the existential crisis on commentary.

Today's the only day you can share this

🥚 eggs: omelet, put some stuff in there
🥩 steak: medium-rare, thank you
🥛 milk: oat
🍷 alcohol: yes. W/e makes sense for where I am.
☕️ hot bev: local coffeeshop somethin (prolly latte)
🥃 cold bev: sweat tea

I know I don't have the soul of a poster because I will start to type something up, go "eh, I don't actually have anything to say", and then I just won't.

"Perhaps we can chat later on google.com"- new favorite spam text

I only comment on this cuz, I'm in my early 30s and I do this, and he looks like he has 20-30 years on me. It feels bad now, how is it gonna feel to whiff on idling tossing something to myself when I'm 60+?

Just watched a man walk in the doors, flip his water bottle in the air, fail to catch it, and have to pick it up.

I feel for you, man.

Patricia... did you... is that wine milk?!?!

Every year, I do tech for the school's holiday choir concert. The fun part about this is, while I do sound, the guy who played Hammond organ for Steely Dan does lights.

Being part of the barbershop quartet that performs All Star (it's not part of our regular set these days, but we do still perform it several times a year (especially for the kids)

This information is surprisingly super relevant to my career, thank you.

After I got my shots, I walked around the corner to a cafe and got a latte and breakfast sandwich. Shots deserve a lil treat.

I know I'm 3 billion years late on this, but Scavengers Reign is incredible.

Someday I'll make a second post, but I can't guarantee a third.

Me to the people making questionable lane changes in front of me in the rain: Pop off, my liege!