Morgan Victoria (Chica) 🇳🇿

Me, a black cat, pouting on the opposite side of the bed from my hooman WHO TRAUMATIZED ME with a pedicure

I'm not snuggling you tonight hooman

Heck no! He gave me my own room and two cat trees!

🤔 I did get 4 tubes of Churu today 🤔

I gave my hooman a piece of my mind before biscuits #Pedicure

#philosophy

I'm still mad.

Helper kittehz gon' help.

Don't let these biscuits and purrs fool you hooman. I'm still mad #pedicure

Hooman calls them, PPE.

But I PEEd

I drew blood. He deserved what he got

Hooman has been doing that, now I know why!

I'm still mad at hooman

IKR?!?! I do not like to be held at all.

He deserved what he got.

He had it coming. I peed on floor, I'm so traumatized!!

All the Churu in the house isn't making up for it either. I'm pissed. Literally.

Chicken Churu on the left, Tuna on the right. Kangaroo left middle, veal right middle. Crunchy treats.

Hooman had determined I'm traumatized. #Pedicure

The "ungloved" hand

I still got him.

Hooman's peace offering: two tubes of Churu on a sushi plate

Two tubes of Churu does not make up for the trauma, hooman

Piss on manicures!

Here's what I think of those gloves, hooman

Big, thick, long, suede leather welding gloves to be used as PPE for cat wrangling

Hooman thinks he's going to give me a manicure

@bertie1.bsky.social is surely the bestest of boys!

I'm not all that into to crinkly papers. I am stealth, and the papers make too much noise

I'm good. I slept on hooman all night and woke him up for food this morning.

Yep: he's a cutie alright!

I decided to wake hooman up for food today. He wasn't mad at all

Hooman thinks he's funny

I am intrigued by crinkly papers.

The kangaroo is a hit all around

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