Ben

Yeah, life has a way of throwing in some kind of sudden large expense whenever you start to save.

Just shocking isn't it? How much money we spend on seemingly small incidental things. I'm trying to get better at saving and budgeting.

Going out with friends to drink cocktails and have a giggle, flirt and 'dance' with a beautiful stranger seems totally worth it though.

If i'd been saving this money for a few years, i'd have the deposit for a whole house in the north of England.

I looked at my current account earlier today and calculated on my phone just how much i'm spending on eating out, takeaways, and socialising on a monthly basis.

Yeah, i think this is the prob with my monstera right now. I'm gonna move him to a brighter place, i think.

I've been watching so much online content from Fran Lebowitz and Kara Swisher lately. I clearly have a thing for short, smart, erudite lesbians who don't take any shit.

Rita Rizzoli! I love those movies Whoopi did in that period of the 80s like Burglar, Fatal Beauty, Jumpin' Jack Flash.

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You in the produce section at Tesco.

Wasn't the post in the middle of the night? Come on, no staffer is posting from Trump's personal account at that hour of the evening.

To be fair, those Lindt bunnies aren't cheap.

In job interviews, when they ask: 'How do you cope with stress?' I probably should just offer this response.

Going out this weekend, which means I'll likely be sat in the outdoor smoking area (i don't smoke) until the wee hours discussing my deepest, darkest personal issues with a middle-aged drunk woman who I'll never see again for the rest of my life.

Obama lives in Trump's head rent free because he knows deep down he'll never be as admired and the only way he can get any respect is through fear.

Amazed Suella Braverman has found time to join Reform when she's so busy trying to capture all the Dalmations in her local constituency to make a new winter coat.

Who would have thought watching people make pottery would become my antidote to the Sunday scaries and current worldwide horrors. #potterythrowdown

How did Jesse Plemons not receive a nomination for his role in Bugonia? He was amazing in that!

Albert Maysles and David Maysles's (born on this day) THE BEALES OF GREY GARDENS (2006) 🖤 You can watch this and GREY GARDENS (1976), the cinema vérité classic that came before it, on the Criterion Channel.

Actually ate the snow from the top of my car this morning just to cool the burning sensation. 😂

It's really painful, isn't it? I never had any dental issues before. They might have to come out.

Work actually went surprising well; helped scrub for a coronary artery bypass graft, which was exciting! 🫢

If only the wisdom actually came with the teeth *sigh*

Very nice! Like that North case too 😍

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My wisdom teeth are hurting so much today i feel like my face is throbbing.

All the Christmas decorations are down, the chocolates are all eaten and it's back to work tomorrow.

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Fiona’s taste in jewellery is very Prue Leith popping to Waitrose for a bottle of pinot and a small selection of artisanal cheeses. #TheTraitors

There’s always one pissed pillock in the neighbourhood with more money than sense still in their garden at 00:30 firing rockets at the moon.