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Downtown Stratford businesses are hosting a Saturday afternoon trick or treating event for kids. I'm gonna get so many coffee crisps.

It's a lock

Of course Ovi scored 899 the game before he plays Ottawa. Of course.

I knew I liked you.

there's a crisp involved here, yes.

If you have to ask, you don't deserve to know.

It's almost halloween which means it's the time of year when I devour the world's greatest chocolate bar non-stop for two weeks. Bless up.

A Timmy GWG feels like the move, imo

Especially since he, the man who is Connor McDavid, had yet to score a goal this season. If you're a gambler and you didn't put money on a McDavid anytime goal tonight, you are silly.

Oh were you at Club Your Basement With The TV Volume At A Reasonable Level Because of Sleeping Offspring last night as well? Must've just missed ya.

Definitely wouldn't be my first jersey choice for a game 7 but...

Got to score a goal while my kid was watching today, I imagine that's what playing an NHL game is like

a man sits at a desk in front of a book that says sensational mathematics ALT: a man sits at a desk in front of a book that says sensational mathematics

When the kids are feral and you're just watching the clock for when it's time to go to beer league

Maybe the diamond formation on the PK was Leevi's idea, did you ever think of that?

5 year old doing his swim lessons, there's a parent-and-baby class going on at the same time. 6 dad's (or perhaps uncles or Grandpa's) and 1 mom. We love involved father figures, folks. Way to break that cycle, fellas.

Please tell my daughter this

Aaaaaanyways

I'm lovin' it!

Hysterical to me that anyone doesn't like the new alternates. I'm sure the number is small, it must be. But there are people out there who don't absolutely love this look and it's crazy. There should be absolutely zero people who feel that way.

Ohhhh geez, yeah thankful it's a rock in the ear and not that 😬

The 3 year old is at the ER with my wife because she decided to shove a small stone inside her ear. So that's how today is going.

Checking in from the golf course, I see the Ottawa Senators have continued the tradition of allowing the first goal. Love that. We got'm exactly where we want'm.

I have buffalo sauce and also buffalo ranch and also hot honey BBQ sauce in my fridge, pick your poison

Problem is he lives 3 doors down 🤦‍♂️

I have a spicy ketchup and a chipotle mayo aioli situation. Both on the side?

NBD

What do other parents do when their child has a friend who absolutely sucks?

(he's a 5 year old child... but boyyyyyy does this kid suck)

Kids didn't finish their kraft dinner at lunch yesterday. So am I going to make some air fryer Mac and cheese balls today? Yes. Yes I am.

Extra points if they're also physically ripped. Like abnormally so for a 70 year old.

Josh Norris, man. What an incredible shooter... when healthy. Alas. Never healthy. Hope he finds a new passion in life because I just don't see contact sports working out anymore. Feel for him big time.