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5 year old doing his swim lessons, there's a parent-and-baby class going on at the same time. 6 dad's (or perhaps uncles or Grandpa's) and 1 mom. We love involved father figures, folks. Way to break that cycle, fellas.

Please tell my daughter this

Aaaaaanyways

I'm lovin' it!

Hysterical to me that anyone doesn't like the new alternates. I'm sure the number is small, it must be. But there are people out there who don't absolutely love this look and it's crazy. There should be absolutely zero people who feel that way.

Ohhhh geez, yeah thankful it's a rock in the ear and not that 😬

The 3 year old is at the ER with my wife because she decided to shove a small stone inside her ear. So that's how today is going.

Checking in from the golf course, I see the Ottawa Senators have continued the tradition of allowing the first goal. Love that. We got'm exactly where we want'm.

I have buffalo sauce and also buffalo ranch and also hot honey BBQ sauce in my fridge, pick your poison

Problem is he lives 3 doors down 🤦‍♂️

I have a spicy ketchup and a chipotle mayo aioli situation. Both on the side?

NBD

What do other parents do when their child has a friend who absolutely sucks?

(he's a 5 year old child... but boyyyyyy does this kid suck)

Kids didn't finish their kraft dinner at lunch yesterday. So am I going to make some air fryer Mac and cheese balls today? Yes. Yes I am.

Extra points if they're also physically ripped. Like abnormally so for a 70 year old.

Josh Norris, man. What an incredible shooter... when healthy. Alas. Never healthy. Hope he finds a new passion in life because I just don't see contact sports working out anymore. Feel for him big time.

Well, the 3 year old decided she needed to know what sticking her fingers into a pumpkin pie feels like so... solid start to the weekend!

Top tier uncle behaviour

A maze (there are multiple - corn maze, forest maze, castle maze), the train, the bouncy trampoline ground thing, driving around on little vehicles. They thought of all the things a 3-8 year old wants and just built it. And there's also food trucks and stuff for the adults. Brilliant business.
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Like. They turned these tubes into basically hamster wheels. And the kids were here FOREVER.

If you're ever in the London, Ontario area, and have children, Clovermead Adventure Farm is literally Disney World for kids under... probably 8? Climbing structures, farm animals, potato sac slides, tricycle racing tracks, places to dig, places to build. An actual oasis for kids. HIGHLY encourage.

Having an a-mazing day

Yes, even if it's you know who.

It's game one but I'm ready to fire whomever designs the penalty kill already

So.... Got any idea on the next winning lottery numbers? 👀

Who is going to be the first Ottawa Senator to score this season and why is it for sure going to be like... Lars Eller or something?

Due to the timing of bed time with my children, I hereby grant Tampa Bay permission to have as long of a season opener ceremony as they wish. Minimum 30 minutes. Thank you!

Sultan at Sarnia and Wonderland

Had the best shawarma of my life today in London, Ontario, Canada.

Are you gonna go Brady then Stützle or Stützle then Brady?