SillySlothy

No point even ticking the donate body parts with this, just be turned to red mist

Imagine losing a loved one in a war to protect a pedophile

Fine, let's give them the two options:
Tax
or
We eat you

Maybe if I ate more carbs they won't eat my fucking lungs

Ugh I got some therapy done & the therapist was asking if I've tried changing my diet to stop my tumours from killing me 👍

Fitting shirt he is wearing... Such a tool he doesn't even know.

The aussie said awesome
Must be true.

Not famous but funny: I was accidently introduced live on air as the new CEO of an electrical power corporation as I walked out of the wrong elevator.

My dream is to travel the world to taste all the coffee.
Mmm that looks delicious 😋

Doctors: Don't eat any junk food if you can help it.
Me: I hate McDonald's but I just ate a big Mac & double cheeseburger.
Mate my chances are slim so f*ck off I'll eat a burger it's not going to do shit in the long run.

Can I just have like a tiny tiny bit of that AUCKUS money to look after my family?
NO! IT'S GOING TO DONRALD!
ok :(

No returns on snakes.

Lol, the party that LEaRns so well after defeat
#auspol

I want to uppercut my pancreas into oblivion

Everytime I see him, all I see is this

F*ck you man in the sky, there's no way I'm heading up there before I see him dead first

Sounds about right, he was very touchy on his largest failure project in Australia by a far mile

Turnbull was a good listener but terrible @ being challenged
Back in the day when I was able 2 challenge him on his copper NBN he refused 2 think he could be wrong, was outright rude 2 us thinking we could ever know more about telecommunications then him
Guess we had the last laugh at a massive cost

Definitely get it checked. I've been having the same happen to me over 12 months, I fainted on Xmas Eve & had to stay in hospital for 2 weeks.
Eventually found I have the rare insulinoma hypoglycemia.
More common it might be reactive hypoglycemia.
Blood tests definitely needed 😔

If this was your last year on Earth, what would you like to see happen?

a man is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched and says `` mood '' . ALT: a man is standing in front of a window with his arms outstretched and says `` mood '' .

Well there goes my hope.

"sorry, BUT..."

Does anyone actually like the black jelly beans?

It's not?
Brb...

I just bought a lot of lotto tickets, I never gamble but desperate times call for desperate measures.

THE WORST AUSTRALIAN: hometown thoughts on Australia's dumbest newspaper do you know how dumb you have to be to claim that title?

i wrote about Australia's dumbest newspaper, my hometown rag etc

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