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everyone with an uncommon first name rn

My thoughts go out to the extremely online people dating an offline person. I know they simply don’t get your pain today.

A book ever just have you like…📚💙

Happy start of king cake season to all who celebrate

The timeline has another consideration for you

@hankgreen.bsky.social look at this beautiful group of pelicans flying across lake pontchartrain !!

Gumbo made with love 😌

Brother I fear you’re gonna get yourself on a deportation list with that one

You need to be a better bluetual

Is bluesky broken or are yall really boring

“Women are so emotional” says man that has watched three brawls in three different leagues this weekend

Y’all I’ve done it. They said it couldn’t be done, but I’m here to say I’ve found a game dj who fucking rocks.

I would love to go to a hockey game where men under 25 aren’t allowed to speak above a whisper

What’s 4+4?

Oop rip to you

I’m not a betting woman but I called auburn winning and wish I had put cash on that 🥲

Absolutely obsessed with athletes being asked what their job would be if they weren’t athletes and they all respond like kindergarteners who are only aware of like 5 possible careers

💙📚 I just finished this book and it was as if Devi from ‘never have I ever’ found out her long lost father was actually Robert Kardashian. Like truly the most boy crazy and cringey character I have read in a long time yet I couldn’t put it down. Will be reading the next one when it comes out 🙂‍↕️

yeah I’m a cool manager (in queue to buy kpop tickets for a team member)

no ☹️ they literally mail me a physical gift card every time

Why go home for thanksgiving when you can do a little roadie for your fav team

💙📚 Okay this was fun. Felt like a blend of Coraline and A:TLA. Very fairytale-like writing which was usually fun though sometimes annoying. And an entire fantasy adventure in one book!!! 3.5 to 4⭐️ from me (I keep going back and forth)

Society if it was safe to put q-tips in your ear

I saw someone on tiktok do a breakdown of this and how everything she had done is stuff normies get these days and no one bats an eye. we treated her like a villain but she was just a pioneer.

while you’re here with limited audience it feels like it’s finally my chance to tell you we’re personality doppelgängers

Bookstore cashier congratulated me for having the biggest gift card balance he had ever seen at their store which I’m choosing to interpret as being one of their best customers 🙂‍↕️

Just asked Siri for the temp and Alexa answered…the girlies are fighting

Well that ain’t happening

Look at the DRAMA of this text after sobbing through our entire goodbye