Penance

What are you guys going to do with all the money you save not having health insurance? I’m going to buy poison

normal november

sighting of the most common type of man in town

if you're ever mad at me just remember i see you with a literal angelic glow all the time on account of the astigmatisms

the graeberhood

we're like janissaries, bro. Like conscripted child soldiers for God. I'm felling really good about this new similative framing bro let's see how far this goes

hey so me and the girls are gonna study your brain for science. We got lab coats and a clip board and everything

when someone calls you hon with full naive southern sincerety and your options are to either suffer a grave unintended slight or to sound utterly schizophrenic

If you get shredded enough no one will risk misgendering you. Come 2 gym pspspspsps

if i turn my head sideways against the wind my ears start whistling like a flute and i can change the pitch by opening my mouth various widths

hare, from a fragmentary copy of Mantiq al-wahsh (Speech of the Wild Animal) by Ka'b al-Ahbar (d. c. 652-653), Egyptian (c. 11th-12th century) [Met Museum 54.108.3]

permission to kms freely, sergeant?

everything inside me is packed away so neatly and snug and if anything ever makes a mess in here I'll kill us all

when u feel like you just purgated but you open up that one window at golden hour and see all that dust billowing around your soul again like ahghhhh gdi

my voice mailbox has been full for at least 5 or 6 years and i think thats been load bearing for staying sane tbch

guests, clients, patrons, and attendees permitted but Absolutely No Customers are to be allowed on the premise

doggie with a big spiky collar from Proverbs en rimes, late 15th c. [Walters Ms. W.313, fol. 4r]

doggie (france, 15th century)

being tempted in the wilderness sucks ass

Get ready to learn lentils buddy

? i hardly quantized her

Aught uhmmmmmmm

spriing

Not about the compliments tbc, eyes 2 urself homegirl, I just dont get how to have drip in the winter. Just a cold little faggot in a big big realtree coat

pretty much the only thing to dislike about winter is that the amount of compliments i get on my outfits is directly inversely proportional to how much clothing i have on

literally no election matters ever boss hope this helps

microplastic explosives have permeated my blood brain barrier

autoandrophile solidarity

Meet me in the shed bro

life is all about cracking that one really tense spot in your back every day forever

not me. I'm waking up in the middle of the night like "I can't believe he did that to her"