Penance

personally i'm feeling gormful

i fear i have become ungormed

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this fucker is gormless

you never hear anyone talk about prostate dysphoria

kitty love: much like puppy love, save that There Is A Darknesss

All my friends are like if golden retrievers had cluster b personality disorders

the century of american apoptosis

DSA members shouldn’t be allowed to smoke weed. You guys have a lot of work to do

jesus, etc

i fear this may b me. I have caused contention, at times

a solid half my ads have been about equine care the last few weeks. Huh.

i smoked cigarettes for more than a decade and pretty much the entire time i would mark a lucky in all my packs and i literally only found out after i quit that the point of a lucky is that its lucky when you randomly draw it from the pack. But the entire time I would just save them for last instead

they call me chronic on account of the illness

knights. wizards. Pretty much everything is better in a hedge

in a love hate relationship

i am a protestant

my owner says im not allowed to get any face tattoos but she doesnt necessarily think I can't do any facial scarring. Lil baby cross by my eye?? What do we think ladies

the survivability onion is a vulgar individualist model easily discarded with a kropotkinesque critique. Let your friends see you. Let the bees see you. Or you rot alone. Stupid onion.

"Oh you should definitely read [Fear and Trembling] it's about child abuse"
"What do you mean by that"
"Well you, correctly, see everything in the world through that lens"

Seen. Appreciated. Rent asunder.

sip of grape soda has my southern ass immediately age regging

the imago dei in me sees and appreciates the imago dei in you

the cannibal in me sees and appreciates the dinner in you

the skeleton in me sees and appreciates the skeleton in you

Look its not my fault that youre always mumbling about your coworkers and wondering if youre chopped (youre not youre gorgeous and you dress very well)

Oh I thought you just had like a condition or something

Online therapy doesn’t work on me, I need the threat that somebody could hurt me physically to do self improvement

9 out of 10 dentists agree men will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entails of the last priest

clinical observation log #122 - subject appears to be on some freak shit

i'm writing down 'responds well to gently authoritative maternal tones' in your file and im underlining it