persephone by sidney gish

the people who dunked on him for being australian are going to feast on his corpse and be shocked to find it provides no sustenance.

grew up in texas and a cowboy-pilled man has to be 100% dtf at all times. to be otherwise is an existential threat to your reputation.

for nicole kidman to take out keith urban this way? her powers have grown to a scale of cosmic proportions. i am frightened.

oh no big deal. i was starting to get worried when you stopped replying to my YouTube Pig Racing memes

i was so fucking scared when i signed onto this site and saw i had like 12 notifications.
"there's no way that could be good"

here on new twitter we take a break from getting mad at impossible horror (genocide, authoritarian crackdown) by getting mad at something harmless (idiots with bad AI takes)

same as it ever was.

And they hate me in so many different ways than I hate me. The human soul is truly kaleidoscopic

it’s been weeks but I’m still mad at all the YouTube React Slop that poured into my feed being like “Watch Adam Friedland WRECK Zionist Congressman Torres”

I can’t think about how absolutely heartbroken Adam is in that interview without tearing up. THE CUMTOWN GUY made me cry.

It's nightmarish to see so many people do apologia for this. Yom Kippur has been rough past couple of years. Basically unbearable this year. I see a particular CampistPastry all over my timeline doing his nonsense. My only cope is that it has to be largely bots and the humans are lashing out in pain

I used to work in Southlake. That place is nuts

i am really not a fan of how quick we are to deny compassion to other people these days.

text message exchange friend: i hope you're finding your yom kippur reflective. wishing you a good and blessed year type shit me: i faste dbut i slept through it al lmaooo. had some weird ass dreams. hope god puts you in the "this bitch lives" book and not the "this bitch dies book." friend: word. to all of it.

i think i'm depressed.

www.reddit.com/r/udub/comme...

the wide shot goes crazy

go to the bean

eat the deep dish

repeat. (or do other stuff)

YouTube video by Discography Rosie Tucker - "All I Want Is Utopia Now!"

"i buried the lede but the bitch came back"

"i cant relax but i'm good for other things"

www.youtube.com/watch?v=i-b3...

i know god's listening right now so i just wanna say that im NOT, i repeat NOT, a fan of the seattle mariners baseball club.

that scrappy gang of lads plying their trade in the most sacred of geometries for the delight of folks in the seattle-tacoma metro area and the whole world? no joy for me.

you were nice enough to take that fool to the opera but they tripped on the way to their seat.

Ezra Klein: There's a Rick & Morty quote I really like.

Ezra Klein: It goes like this, "Why would a pop-tart want to live inside a toaster? That would be like the scariest place for them to live."

Ta-Nehisi Coates not saying anything

Ezra Klein: Because in the episode they go to a neighborhood where everyone is a pop-tart and they live in toaster-houses.

already have it ready to go

If your Klein be Naomi, then listen, homie;
But if your Klein be Ezra, disregard what he sezra

i liked ezra klein better when he was in vampire weekend

i calculated the mate here. would still beat myself up if i had missed a response but it definitely sucked more for my hand to just drop a piece on the wrong square.

that's what i get for being an ass tho.

2D image of a chessboard. White has a king on g5 and pawns on h5, g6 and b7. Black has a king on g7, a knight on g2, and a queen on f5.

end of a 3 1/2 hour tournament game. my opponent wont resign. i try to be funny by promoting a pawn to a knight. i lose focus at the literally last possible moment and let go of my queen on the wrong square. irl mouseslip.

chess will obliterate you for having even the slightest bit of ego.

what movie couldn't be improved by such things?

more or less cursed than a Cats-Rise of Skywalker double feature which is how I experienced my least favorite Star War.

least he got to go out on his age being a nice round number there's something pleasant about that.

i feel like I’m onto a form of chronically online poster meditation where I’ll spend thirty minutes typing up a multi-post thread going on a rant and tweaking it to get it all just right and then deleting it before I post.

some of you should really hop onto that.

Just imagining that interview with the board of directors like “do you know what we do here? because actually your name is weirdly perfect for our brand”

i knew it all went wrong when we let cubs fans be happy.

lularobs bit less educational than the ones you mention but i like her she's fun.

andras toth - he's kinda mean but it's good.

alessia santeramo - she does a lot of the Naroditsky style plays games and explains move by move

“You’ve got sadness in you, I’ve got sadness in me – and my works of art are places where the two sadnesses can meet, and therefore both of us need to feel less sad.”

HBD, Mark Rothko ...