Debbie L. Miller, Writer

Ha! A true politician.

It's 4 a.m. and I'm wondering what's happening to this country.

Protect Wild Forests: Say No to Trump’s Roadless Rule Repeal The Roadless Rule has protected nearly 60 million acres of forests for over two decades, keeping them free from logging, road building, and other industrial development. Now Trump is trying to take aw...

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The Real Reason I, Donald J. Trump, am Defunding Libraries: Ugly Women Welcome to my “Rally for Progress” in front of this public library. Libraries are very popular. I was forced to visit a library once and it was not a great experience, let me tell you. It wasn’t just…

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My latest Medium satire piece:

The Real Reason I, Donald J. Trump, am Defunding Libraries: Ugly Women

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It’s Not Going Great, but Imagine How Much Worse Things Would Be with a Woman President A lot has gone wrong under Donald Trump, but at least we narrowly avoided the catastrophe of a female president. Don’t get me wrong, I liked Kamala...

"As bad as things are right now, it’s better to have a president who makes the expected cataclysmic mistakes, but with no reputational consequences to his gender."

The Audit: A Short Story By Debbie L. Miller

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The Benefits of an Impending Zombie Apocalypse: A Kinder, Gentler America by Debbie L. Miller

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Driving to Hawaii: A Memoir of One Woman’s Love of Driving by Debbie L. Miller

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Things I, Your Helicopter Parent, Will Not Let You Do Because They Could Be Harmful to You and… This is your mother speaking…

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A Mexican Immigrant in Brooklyn: A Fictional Monologue by Debbie L. Miller

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Madge Parsons, Ranch Woman: A Fictional Monologue about Revenge by Debbie L. Miller

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A Letter from the UFO Commander Who Wants Their Abducted Robot Vacuum Cleaners Back by Debbie L. Miller

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Why Landfills are Good for Kids and How to Build One in Your Back Yard: 100% Safe and FUN by Debbie L. Miller

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Thanks, I'll check it out!

Things I, Your Helicopter Parent, Will Not Let You Do Because They Could Be Harmful to You and… This is your mother speaking…

Love it! Here's my humorous take on helicopter parents!
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Glad to see this published!

25 years ago I started my career being published in @mcsweeneys.net

McSweeney's is now publishing an excerpt of my new book, THIS IS HOW WE LOVE: The Foto-Novel, and I thank them for that

All hail the great @mcsweeneys.net

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Unbelieveable!

National Park Service restores Underground Railroad webpage after outcry The U.S. agency appeared to restore text on the history of African Americans escaping slavery, including a photo of famed abolitionist Harriet Tubman.

The U.S. National Park Service restored its original webpage on the history of the Underground Railroad after it was met with backlash for deleting a prominently featured photo of abolitionist and women’s suffragist Harriet Tubman, as well as segments of text describing the horrors of slavery.

Are you a woman who's thinking of playing poker?
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Why Landfills are Good for Kids and How to Build One in Your Back Yard: 100% Safe and FUN by Debbie L. Miller

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Are you one of those parents?!

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If you're a cat lover, check out Furball Farm Cat Sanctuary in Faribault, Minnesota, home to more than 350 feral cats.
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How are you weathering the government shit storm?

Not sure! If her character can exude charm and feel comfortable in Cabot Cove, though, I could imagine it.

WTF?

Cookie Monster Explains Why He’s Qualified to Become Senior Advisor and Cookie Czar to Donald Trump As Special Advisor and Cookie Czar, me inspect all cookies coming into White House.

My latest publication at The Belladonna Comedy!
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What if the Christmas blues could be remedied with a bunny suit? medium.com/the-haven/im...