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Writing funny stuff/weird stuff. New Yorker, McSweeney's, NY Mag, etc. Translator of MASTERS OF THE NEFARIOUS, on shelves now. https://lukevburns.tumblr.com/writing (He/Him) Header image by Lucas Adams

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Upcoming Workshops Let’s Write MORE Short Humor Pieces - Tuesday Nights in JanuaryΒ (5 Spots Left) Tuesday, 1/06/26, 7:00-8:30PM Eastern via Zoom Tuesday, 1/13/26, 7:00-8:30PM Eastern via Zoom Tuesday, 1/20/26,...

I just announced my lineup of short humor workshops for January 2026!

I've got a class for beginners looking to learn the essentials of short humor and classes for more advanced writers looking to get in reps, meet other funny folks, and get helpful feedback on their drafts.

Check 'em out here:

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A Hangout of Humorous Writing
Join us for an end of the year get-together with humor writers and humor writing fans.
Hosted by Luke & James, editors of A Newsletter of Humorous Writing.
Peculier Pub
145 Bleecker St. NYC
Wednesday 12/10, 6 PM

Image of text: A Hangout of Humorous Writing Join us for an end of the year get-together with humor writers and humor writing fans. Hosted by Luke & James, editors of A Newsletter of Humorous Writing. Peculier Pub 145 Bleecker St. NYC Wednesday 12/10, 6 PM

And here's that hangout info!

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And as always, take a gander at this thread to see some of the great writing that's come out of past workshops.

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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...

In last week's newsletter, @jamesfolta.com and I assembled great writing by Jack Handey in @newyorker.com, Madeline Cash in @grantamag.bsky.social, Tommy Smith in @pointsincase.com, and @wendymolyneux.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net.

Plus, info about our next Hangout!

Check it out & subscribe πŸ‘‡

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RFK Jr. Headline Mad Libs Robert F. Kennedy Jr. Has Dropped Out of [POLITICAL RACE HE HAS NO SHOT AT WINNING] and Will Endorse [ANOTHER POLITICAL MADMAN], with Reports Stati...

RFK Jr. Headline Mad Libs by Cara Marino

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Upcoming Workshops Let’s Write MORE Short Humor Pieces - Tuesday Nights in JanuaryΒ (5 Spots Left) Tuesday, 1/06/26, 7:00-8:30PM Eastern via Zoom Tuesday, 1/13/26, 7:00-8:30PM Eastern via Zoom Tuesday, 1/20/26,...

I just announced my lineup of short humor workshops for January 2026!

I've got a class for beginners looking to learn the essentials of short humor and classes for more advanced writers looking to get in reps, meet other funny folks, and get helpful feedback on their drafts.

Check 'em out here:

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Fieri: A Life in Four Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

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Paul Schrader's Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

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Udo Kier seen on a dingy little smudged screen in the back of a cab, having a video call with Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic

Udo Kier seen on a dingy little smudged screen in the back of a cab, having a video call with Keanu in Johnny Mnemonic

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Paul Schrader's Diners, Drive-ins and Dives

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Edward Hopper's The Penguin

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oh look a fun and cute thing I wrote

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Photograph of a television showing a frame from a TV show. We see a blue sign with white lettering that reads "John Carpendar Hospital." The sign is by a road and there's a lot of very green foliage in the background.

Photograph of a television showing a frame from a TV show. We see a blue sign with white lettering that reads "John Carpendar Hospital." The sign is by a road and there's a lot of very green foliage in the background.

Get me John Carpenter!

He's unavailable.

Then get me his non-union hospital in a British TV show equivalent!

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On paper Quintet sounds like it will at least be fun because of how bonkers it is, but no it's just completely boring.

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What Was Literary Twitter? The Bracket We are gathered here to celebrate the brief, bright, Roman Candle life of Literary Twitter, a mesmerizing and maddening place where the most talented writers used to rub shoulders with the most unb…

Very excited to launch a new bracket on @literaryhub.bsky.social this morning all about Literary Twitter! Voting’s open!

Which social media drama do you think should win?

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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing: The thing you've got to understand is, when we read [REDACTED], we were blown away. We had never seen anything like it before. No one was doing that! It was an entirely new format, which, frankly, is what the humor writing world was in need of. We were so impressed by not just how funny it was, but how technically difficult it was to pull off. [REDACTED] read this at our show and absolutely killed.

James: I remember that!

Brian: So funny!

Luke: He was great!

A Newsletter of Humorous Writing: Yeah, what they said. Anyway, it's a great piece. Give it a read.

Screenshot of text: A Newsletter of Humorous Writing: The thing you've got to understand is, when we read [REDACTED], we were blown away. We had never seen anything like it before. No one was doing that! It was an entirely new format, which, frankly, is what the humor writing world was in need of. We were so impressed by not just how funny it was, but how technically difficult it was to pull off. [REDACTED] read this at our show and absolutely killed. James: I remember that! Brian: So funny! Luke: He was great! A Newsletter of Humorous Writing: Yeah, what they said. Anyway, it's a great piece. Give it a read.

If you want to read the short humor piece we're talking about here, click on through and check it out!

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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing by Luke Burns & James Folta A weekly newsletter dedicated to humorous writing and humorous writers. We round up the best short humor pieces and funny articles every week, and have some fun extras ever...

In this week's newsletter @jamesfolta.com and I round up funny writing by Carly Silverman in @pointsincase.com, and Emily Berge, Fletcher Michael, and @kevinseccia.bsky.social in @mcsweeneys.net!

Plus, a recent piece by James for @literaryhub.bsky.social

Check it out & subscribe at the link below.

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I saw this at Anthology Film Archives two years ago! So good. Nigel Kneale, man.

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If it's "M-A-R-E" then Winslet you'll see
If it's Mayor with a Y, it's Renner you'll spy

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A Newsletter of Humorous Writing #417 For October 29-November 4, 2025 Hello and welcome to A Newsletter of Humorous Writing, a roundup of the week's finest short humor pieces and funny articles,...

In our Newsletter this week, @lukevburns.bsky.social and I highlighted funny writing by Ria Sardana, Gracie Beaver-Kairis, & Taylor Garron on @mcsweeneys.net, and Susan Mulcahy on @newyorker.com!

Plus a new piece from me in @airmail.news!

Subscribe below -- there's much more in our archives, too:

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Oh for the love of

Sharing, since I just googled these so I could leave angry voicemails telling these motherfuckers to hold the line

Schumer's DC office number: 202-224-6542

Gillibrand's DC office number: (202) 224-4451

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Lark!
Lark!

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Screenshot of text on a wikipedia page:
Below are the original French lyrics along with a literal English translation.

Refrain:
Alouette, gentille alouette,
Alouette, je te plumerai.

Refrain:
Lark, nice lark,
Lark, I will pluck you.

1. Je te plumerai la tΓͺte. (Γ—2)
Et la tΓͺte! (Γ—2)
Alouette! (Γ—2)
A-a-a-ah
Refrain

1. I will pluck your head. (Γ—2)
And your head! (Γ—2)
Lark! (Γ—2)
A-a-a-ah
Refrain

Screenshot of text on a wikipedia page: Below are the original French lyrics along with a literal English translation. Refrain: Alouette, gentille alouette, Alouette, je te plumerai. Refrain: Lark, nice lark, Lark, I will pluck you. 1. Je te plumerai la tΓͺte. (Γ—2) Et la tΓͺte! (Γ—2) Alouette! (Γ—2) A-a-a-ah Refrain 1. I will pluck your head. (Γ—2) And your head! (Γ—2) Lark! (Γ—2) A-a-a-ah Refrain

Singing Alouette but with wikipedia's literal translation of the lyrics

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"Mayhaps" implies the existence of "perbe."

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the dream

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Kevin Costner in a courtroom scene in JFK, looking incredibly focused and intense, wearing glasses, surrounded by diagrams

Kevin Costner in a courtroom scene in JFK, looking incredibly focused and intense, wearing glasses, surrounded by diagrams

Once you conclude the magic sandwich could not create all seven of those wounds, you have to conclude that there was a second sandwich

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arguably the mets are the heroes of this film

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he's not a great lieutenant

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Authentic Thai Laab (Larb) Recipe with Pork An iconic salad of ground meat from northeastern Thailand. Super Thai food beginner-friendly and very quick and easy to make!

You may also be interested in: hot-thai-kitchen.com/laab-moo/

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