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@whitneyherrig.bsky.social

Sometimes I bump into things, or fall off of them, or trip over them. Always inventing new ways to get hurt without trying. 🐢 🐱❀️✌️🌊 πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡¦

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'Matt Gaetz Raped A Homeless Teenager' is what you mean.

A teenager with a homeless parent? What? The fuck? Did she have a home and not allow her parent to live in it? Ended up having sex with? What? Yeah clearly you guys been caping for pedos long enough and you understand the assignment here

14.11.2025 00:00 β€” πŸ‘ 7923    πŸ” 1933    πŸ’¬ 83    πŸ“Œ 37

THIS IS WHY I WONT HAVE CHILDREN

13.11.2025 19:34 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Post image 13.11.2025 14:31 β€” πŸ‘ 24476    πŸ” 8282    πŸ’¬ 859    πŸ“Œ 515

bsky.app/profile/whit...

12.11.2025 04:56 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I think it's better to say, "Jack Schlossberg, grandson of the 35th president of the United States"

12.11.2025 04:06 β€” πŸ‘ 38    πŸ” 8    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 1

Okay thank you! Cuz I’m over here trying to find out the family goddamn tree. He’s f-ing JFK’s grandson! Lead with that, duh. And tag the word progressive. And handsome. There’s the campaign. 🀯

12.11.2025 04:55 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Y’all just keep giving these posts likes and visibility… and then the *true* artists over on Etsy will start churning out quality made products for the demand so we can say, fΕ«k you, Temu. And yeah the images may be AI-generated, but a handsewn pillow in return sorta brings justice to it.

12.11.2025 00:42 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can anyone post some successive screenshots of the article please.

11.11.2025 21:44 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Can Obama run for a congressional seat and when we get the majority back in the House, elect him Speaker of the House? (He’d also be second in line to the presidency if we can impeach and remove both Trump AND Vance!)

11.11.2025 18:06 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com

10.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Frank Wilhoit’s Law:
Conservatism consists of exactly one proposition: There must be in-groups whom the law protects, but does not bind, alongside out-groups, whom the law binds, but does not protect.
- 2018.
Truer now more than ever.
@zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
@maddow.msnbc.com

10.11.2025 16:47 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The costs that arise from those basic scenarios can break the bank. Even if you just simple it down to leashing vs unleashing your dog. I believe a lot of people would go all out to save their loved family pet by getting them surgery for their fractured pelvis and figure out $ later. Am I wrong?

10.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

All of those lil safety measures (a life jacket, trampoline netting, dog leashes) are a form of insurance we agree to pay for. Bc the risk of not taking those actions - are life-threatening. No one wants their loved one to be drowned, or paralyzed from a tragic flip gone wrong, or the πŸ• hit by a πŸš—!

10.11.2025 16:12 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@justinwolfers.bsky.social

10.11.2025 16:05 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don’t know why Dems don’t frame healthcare insurance into more understandable terms, @justinwolfers.bsky.social. We wear life jackets on boats (insurance!). We put up those nets around trampolines for our kids (insurance!). We put a leash on our dogs so they don’t get hit by cars (insurance!).

10.11.2025 16:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).

10.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

Holy shit. Now you’re a fraud if you pay into medical insurance (let’s call it the net on the ground when you’re skydiving that you want there, but hope to never fall into, but you pay for it to be there, just in case, cuz, sudden death is the alternative).

10.11.2025 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 1

I’m embarrassed now to say β€œI felt optimistic for a few days after Tuesday’s elections!” Silly me.

10.11.2025 03:38 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

β€œWe just witnessed a No Kings protest that was among the largest in American history, we had an election night on Tuesday where Democrats crushed Republicans across the board, and Trump has the lowest approval rating of his Presidency. Obviously, this is the time for us to cave.”

β€” The Democrats

10.11.2025 01:59 β€” πŸ‘ 114    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 2
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Tonight was a very bad night.

10.11.2025 03:09 β€” πŸ‘ 31844    πŸ” 9981    πŸ’¬ 1741    πŸ“Œ 912

Any Democrat in Congress who would accept a promise from a Republican in Congress should undergo a cognitive test.

10.11.2025 00:19 β€” πŸ‘ 1399    πŸ” 348    πŸ’¬ 39    πŸ“Œ 15

@dieworkwear.bsky.social Have you seen this?

09.11.2025 16:22 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I would like @dieworkwear.bsky.social to weigh in

09.11.2025 16:24 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Has @dieworkwear.bsky.social weighed in on M. Delvaux?

09.11.2025 17:57 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸͺ‘ @dieworkwear.bsky.social

09.11.2025 15:47 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Does anyone know if @dieworkwear.bsky.social has seen this?

09.11.2025 16:50 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dieworkwear.bsky.social content

09.11.2025 14:24 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

@dieworkwear.bsky.social your opinion, please

09.11.2025 14:41 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Someone please introduce this cool kid to @dieworkwear.bsky.social

09.11.2025 14:36 β€” πŸ‘ 45    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Paging @dieworkwear.bsky.social because this sounds like a (cool) relative of his

09.11.2025 14:10 β€” πŸ‘ 170    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

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