darth pollack

covering my gun in diatomaceous earth

It is impossible to hate the sun for rising. It is foolish to love the sun for rising. The sun simply does that

whats up with peek a boo? like, how do you win??

pussy is now restricted on ebt

dating a man is so exhausting it's like i water him almost every day and I'm the one stuck wilting

(physically)(not with frequencies)

survey says somebody is gonna die for stealing my medication

whats the kill yourself frequency btw

can the guy doing the heart palpitations frequency kindly kil l himself

i am a fool

maybe i'm just bad at anatomy

think i just ended my relationship with "one time you told me to shoot you in the heart and i wasn't sure where to point the gun"

i am an exceedingly dumb fucking bitch

not to brag but i can buy food again

hey siri how do i get out of a relationship

cheaters never tell

baring her my kia soul

pronouncing jojoba like yo yo ma

i should get a tattoo of his name

how to fix a zipper off the track

what if i decided to go hiking by myself in a mostly safe location for the 1000th time in my life (super dangerous)(a woman would get killed this way)

you make dangerous decisions and that is why i am always the one in the right and you are not

why would you think i was controlling you

this is WHY i dont fuck men

I'm not controlling btw

its too dangerous for women to make descisions in a society like this so i am going to make the descisions for you actually

why even fuck lesbians man

you should just break up with me

you have a *** (that i gave you) but I'm not even sure that you know how to use it so how can i trust you even tho it is my job to teach you how to use it actually

women are inherently weak and that's why i am going to treat you as if ever decision you make is wrong