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Music. Movies. Auburn basketball. Auburn football. U.S. Men’s National Soccer Team. Phish. Goose. King Gizzard. Jam grass.

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Latest posts by chrisbentley.bsky.social on Bluesky

I’ve been so impressed with the difference the Auburn staff has made without Hugh. The offense looks prepared for the first time since the Baylor game.

08.11.2025 22:28 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Nah, but fr fr, they paid people millions of dollars for that advice. Tens of millions of dollars even for consultants to be like, "ummm, maybe use Liz Cheney 🤷‍♂️?"

04.11.2025 15:48 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

S/O to that time last year when the Democratic party tried to rehab the Cheney family to win a national election. I'm shocked that didn't work, I tell ya, SHOCKED!

04.11.2025 15:46 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

These two men are the villains of our generation in this country. No two men have caused more damage than them.

04.11.2025 13:09 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Seems like a good time to say that Dick Cheney is second to Ronald Reagan as the two major architects of the current state of the United States. They destroyed the economy.

04.11.2025 13:06 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Can’t a guy dip his lure in a pool anymore??

03.11.2025 16:57 — 👍 6    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

It’s no naked guy swimming in the fish tank. Birmingham still #1!

03.11.2025 16:35 — 👍 36    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I’m rooting for America’s team, the Toronto Blue Jays.

02.11.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Fire Hugh, Auburn, damn!

02.11.2025 02:44 — 👍 4    🔁 1    💬 0    📌 0

MISSISSIPPI STATE

01.11.2025 23:37 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing says you’re watching Mississippi State like watching a broadcast with cameras that are 10 years out of date.

01.11.2025 23:30 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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⭐️⭐️⭐️1/2

01.11.2025 21:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

“Look at how they massacred my boy,” I mumble as I turn on YouTube TV. Fuck you, @Disney! You killed Saturday.

01.11.2025 17:34 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

A must read for any TrueAnon heads out there or any lefty political content consumers.

28.10.2025 18:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

18 innings is too many innings. I'm tired as shit.

28.10.2025 13:49 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Someone could have run a double 999 during this game. A full 18/18/18

28.10.2025 06:57 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

We are reaching CIA black site levels of torture

28.10.2025 06:33 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

😬

28.10.2025 05:26 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

At some point a shortstop will have to pitch at this rate

28.10.2025 05:13 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

The whole world thought he sent it

28.10.2025 05:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Seeing 102 in the 13th is nightmare fuel

28.10.2025 04:59 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

WAR DAMN USMNT

15.10.2025 03:01 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This was insane! I love that Chris Richards went after the ref after this tackle.

15.10.2025 01:59 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

James Sands is getting absolutely wrecked by Australia in this friendly.

15.10.2025 01:57 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

4th quarter Baker is a dog

05.10.2025 23:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That’s probably fine, right?

01.10.2025 17:09 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

This guy is dressed like he is on his way to Burning Man, but didn't realize it's in the desert.

30.09.2025 18:45 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Post a fictional comedian who definitely would accept an invitation to the Riyadh Comedy Festival

30.09.2025 18:43 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

So good

29.09.2025 00:14 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Hell yes.

28.09.2025 23:49 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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