the former prince will now go by his new name, Andrew Saxe-Offender

Experience: I dressed up as a superhero for Halloween – and then saved a man’s life The man was unconscious but there was no time to wake him, the smoke and flames were closing in

Experience: I dressed up as a superhero for Halloween – and then saved a man’s life

In this analogy, Tommy Robinson is Bill Ferny, not the person you want to associate with. I think Musk/x.com is the Mouth of Sauron.

Absolute classic

Bravo

I have a very bad feeling about this...

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*squint*
*deep breath*

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

*gasp*
*gasp*

Joshua Tyler, go home. You're drunk.

I hear the Epstein Ballroom will be illuminated solely by gaslighting.

Throwing axes!

Obama and his dog in the East Colonnade, now destroyed.

October planet imagery showing the east wing demolished

September planet imagery showing the east wing before work took place

New satellite images show the scale of demolition that has occurred on the East Wing of the White House in less than a month.

‘As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a tree surgeon’

Biff Tannen's Pleasure Palace

Architects release a pre-vis of Trump's minor, tasteful White House alterations.

Louvre museum in Paris closed after robbery, French minister says - live updates France's Culture Minister Rachida Dati said the incident happened as the museum opened this morning.

Renowned cryptologist Robert Langdon waited by his phone. Surely, the French authorities would call him, a renowned cryptologist, to solve this mystery he thought in italics.

Trump in a coin operated kids plane ride wearing a Burger King crown and shitting himself profusely

OK guys, post your best signs from today for entry into my Top 15 No Kings Sign Contest.

Rally sign reads “I am Aunt Tifa. Heard you were looking for me!”

#NoKings Cincinnati

Some are querying whether Andrew can renounce a dukedom without an Act of Parliament.

But you can parse a duchy and he’s left outside.

Good night.

His Royal Heinous to you

I was talking to a right credenza last night.

What the Chinese spying case witness statements reveal 16th October 2025 The Crown Prosecution Service appears to have made at least one serious error, while the government’s position now makes sense * Yesterday this blog sought to make sense of …

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Who doesn’t love a suggestively shaped vegetable? This week’s shopping, very much putting the 🍆 in 🍆

This is a tremendous resource from @hypocaust.bsky.social

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