I didn't know that was A Thing.

I bet there's a subreddit full of people who love talking about it.

I watched Frankenstein (2025) and booed at the screen during the credits.

Just a lot of deep, heavy sighs today.

My bed was so warm and comfy this morning.

Illustration of two creatures based on the anatomy of a nautilus. However... one is made of tiger parts, with an orange and black striped shell, large cat eye in the center, with the top of the shell mutating into the nose and muzzle of a tiger. Instead of tentacles, a mass of tongues emerge out of the shell. Pictured below it is another nautiloid, but with horse anatomy. The brown shell has a short mane along the back, large horse eye in center, with the shell opening wide with horse teeth as many horse legs gallop out instead of tentacles.

Hello, I would like to share with you these two not-so-normal nautili that I drew. 😁

happy exploding whale day to everyone who celebrates!

Saying “reading books in public is performative” is a very quick and simple way to communicate to me that you are a stupid little pig I do not need to listen to and in that sense I appreciate it

Really out there sowing her Joyce Carol Oates, eh?

The bullshit persists, yet so do I.

I hope those eight are slathering their faces in spices for when the leopards cone for them.

Woo! Get ready to ride the egg price roller-coaster! Again!

Did they find it because the tall guy on the hike ran into it face first?

I've hit my Nalgenes with a car with only surface damage. Buddy dropped his off of a cliff, and when hiking in the valley a week later found it still full of water.

Twenty bucks.

It's getting to be that time of year again, so here's your reminder that "We're Not Gonna Take It" is just "O Come All Ye Faithful".

Image of the Ohio "I voted" sticker.

Fulfilled my societal obligation today.

Remember, it's even more important now that when you see someone stealing food, no you didn't.

In my city's subreddit, a user reminded people to go vote tomorrow.

Another user asked people to remember property taxes while voting to fund schools, water infrastructure, rec centers, and affordable housing.

The editors at Teen Vogue are braver than those at the papers of record.

Correct horse battery staple.

Can he hit a bear with a bike, though?

Trees are just brassica that got overenthusiastic.

Oooooo, is that from Bearpaw?

Mumford & Sons and Hozier released a song titled Rubber Band Man, and I thought it was going to be a cover of The Spinners' song.

It was not.

An aerial photo of the White House with a half-constructed Death Star in place of the east wing.

Okay, who made this? 🤣 (Seriously, I want to credit!)

(h/t @jerryjamesstone.bsky.social but re-uploading rather than reposting so I can add alt text.)

a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face . ALT: a man with curly hair and glasses is making a funny face .

I had to write a query using an OUTER join. Who the hell uses OUTER joins?

Oh, I've been wondering what to do with this pile of rocks.

That, and the St. Crispin's Day monologue. That Will guy really knew his stuff. 🙂

This is like that video of a pileated woodpeckers saying "eff this stump in particular".

ultimately, zohran mamdani is a reminder that politicians can be younger than 80 years old