Nancy White

Elon Musk has now illegally fired:

- USDA employees amidst a bird flu outbreak

- FAA chair amid a plane crash epidemic

- People in charge of protecting us from nuclear attack

At this point Musk has to be considered a terrorist attacking the United States.

Thanks - yeah I’m not that actively “seeking” just scrolling mostly.

Fair enough. Me too, come to think of it. Also an insane amount of chopped green chiles.

I’ve got the tinned olive market cornered - who has all the pasta and cheese?

If schools knew the answers to these fundamental questions they could afford flutes for everyone.

I make a sport of rinsing, then jenga-stacking them in my sink until they inevitably topple. If they break they get pitched. If not they progress to the dishwasher. Darwin was really on to something there.

Solid plan. Best of luck!

Same. Might scoop kitty litter and run the vac. Or might not. It could go either way.

Are you offering group rates? Asking for a friend.

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What could go wrong?

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Nice to bump into you here!

“when you're a star they let you do it. You can do anything.”

Fox News: "The Onion has 4.3 trillion daily readers."

Worth a follow just for that!

Absolutely how I see it too.

Hey girl hey!

Congratulations!

Thank you for that affirmation.