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Retired. Widower. Formerly "that FC with the voice." One of the most ancient shitposters on the internet.

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A Sea of Sorcery: Roundtable with Shannon Chakraborty produced by Shireen Hamza and featuring Fahad Bishara, KD Thompson, Liana Saif, Mahmood Kooria, Rebecca Hankins, and Samantha Pellegr...

Delighted to finally share this episode of The Ottoman History Podcast doing a historical deep dive on The Adventures of Amina al-Sirafi
www.ottomanhistorypodcast.com/2025/11/chak...

19.11.2025 21:17 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 51    ๐Ÿ” 14    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

I mean, there's HL:Security Guard.. I'm not sure where else they could GO without being a "HL2 prequel" instead. Maybe HL:Scavenge The Remains of Black Mesa?

19.11.2025 22:28 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

really, who doesn't want to jump someone's bones from time to time

19.11.2025 22:23 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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When Trump doubled down, courts and WA governor rallied for food benefits | Editorial State leaders and judges acted boldly to protect our most vulnerable residents from the federal administration's intention to turn off food benefits.

Donald Trump fought hard to keep food from hungry families.

Washington state came together and fought hard to win in court, distribute SNAP funds, and support our food banks.

Thank you to our teams that worked long hours to get benefits and support to Washingtonians.

19.11.2025 21:24 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 86    ๐Ÿ” 21    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 5    ๐Ÿ“Œ 1

None of these guys are really hoping for repeat business, so that makes sense.

19.11.2025 22:09 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 0    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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OpenAI made a free version of ChatGPT for teachers OpenAI's ChatGPT for Teachers is a secure version of the AI assistant designed for school employees.

Free shovel to dig your own grave.

19.11.2025 20:40 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 245    ๐Ÿ” 62    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 13

Baristas are locking arms in front of lines of trucks.

This distribution center is Starbucksโ€™ largest on the East Coast, which is why weโ€™re showing up to send a message. We're ready to continue escalating our ULP strike until Starbucks does the right thing.

#NoContractNoCoffee

19.11.2025 20:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 560    ๐Ÿ” 166    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 10

I would also like to know the reason behind banning someone - even a fringe candidate in a fursuit - who is running for Congress.

19.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 361    ๐Ÿ” 116    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 6    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

KILL IT WITH A GUN

..no, wait, you didn't mean that kind of shot. Other kind is also fine.

19.11.2025 21:36 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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PHOTOS: TPM Celebrates Our 25-Year Anniversary in NYC We rang in our 25th anniversary in style last week, hosting a...

PHOTOS: TPM Celebrates Our 25-Year Anniversary in NYC talkingpointsmemo.com/gallery/phot...

19.11.2025 18:42 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 726    ๐Ÿ” 60    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 40    ๐Ÿ“Œ 18

fork placement is ideal, here

19.11.2025 21:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

I see that you're a believer in the Calvinist interpretation of snowmen. The Calvin and Hobbesian, anyway.

19.11.2025 19:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
Tharimmune, Inc.
@TharimmuneInc

The FDA has reviewed and concurred with Tharimmune's quantitative modeling plan for
TH104, supporting further development of our lead prophylactic candidate for respiratory depression caused by fentanyl and ultrapotent opioids.

Full release: prnewswire.com/news-releases/..

Tharimmune Receives
Positive FDA Feedback for
TH104 Prophylaxis Program
Against Respiratory
Depression from Fentanyl and Ultrapotent Opioids

Tharimmune, Inc. @TharimmuneInc The FDA has reviewed and concurred with Tharimmune's quantitative modeling plan for TH104, supporting further development of our lead prophylactic candidate for respiratory depression caused by fentanyl and ultrapotent opioids. Full release: prnewswire.com/news-releases/.. Tharimmune Receives Positive FDA Feedback for TH104 Prophylaxis Program Against Respiratory Depression from Fentanyl and Ultrapotent Opioids

FDA is approving a new form of nalmefene for โ€œprophylaxisโ€ for โ€œopioid exposure,โ€ specifically citing fentanyl.

โ€œFentanyl exposureโ€ is not a thing. Fent has to be intentionally ingested to cause OD.

Itโ€™s being made by a โ€œblockchain-focused digital finance companyโ€ whose โ€œbiotech armโ€ is only thisโ€ฆ

18.11.2025 21:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 516    ๐Ÿ” 180    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 37    ๐Ÿ“Œ 32

as always, archive.ph is your friend. archive.ph/tImug

19.11.2025 14:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 7    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 2    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Horny Slime Rancher" is probably a game somewhere, but I don't think I need to play it.

19.11.2025 14:14 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 4    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
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Personalized Cancer Vaccines Are Almost Hereโ€”But Federal Funding Cuts Could Derail Them Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patientโ€™s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy

Vaccines based on mRNA can be tailored to target a cancer patientโ€™s unique tumor mutations. But crumbling support for cancer and mRNA vaccine research has endangered this promising therapy

18.11.2025 14:26 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 2507    ๐Ÿ” 1315    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 89    ๐Ÿ“Œ 102

But the point (there is a point) is, people fetishise the idea over the hard work of plotting and character development and research and internal consistency and just writing the fucker, because the Idea is the sparkly magic bit.

And this is what makes them put value in the AI prompt.

19.11.2025 07:50 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 417    ๐Ÿ” 65    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 15
Among the technologies employed, the Magellan rover is used to map the tunnels of Veii along with researchers.

Among the technologies employed, the Magellan rover is used to map the tunnels of Veii along with researchers.

Etruscan tunnels are deeply interesting (sorry) and โ€œthe first complete mapping of the tunnels of the Etruscan city of Veii, a complex underground system comprising galleries, hydraulic structures, canals, cisterns, wells, and the large sacred poolโ€ is now complete! cultura.gov.it/comunicato/2...

19.11.2025 11:52 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 220    ๐Ÿ” 54    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 8    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

ow, my claustrophobia. Still neat, though!

19.11.2025 12:31 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

You COULD lick your way out, but maybe you'd rather just wait the twenty years.

19.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

"Twelve Monkeys" could have done the funniest thing, here...

19.11.2025 12:30 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 1    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 0    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

electrons

19.11.2025 11:25 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 164    ๐Ÿ” 39    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 16    ๐Ÿ“Œ 5

I just want to say one word to you. Just one word. Electrons.

19.11.2025 12:27 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 0    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 3    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Generative AI is based on the faulty premise that your first idea - the half-formed pondering that signals only the beginning of a long, possibly fruitless journey - is already good enough to exist. That it requires nothing but actualisation to be complete.

19.11.2025 12:08 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 37    ๐Ÿ” 10    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

Human brains produce new ideas every second of every day. Sit down with a tiny child and ask them to explain something they're doing and you will hear half a dozen of them. Ideas are what humans *do*. The idea is by far the easiest part of any creative process.

19.11.2025 11:45 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 231    ๐Ÿ” 67    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 4    ๐Ÿ“Œ 7

The crime is not what we were doing protesting in the 10th floor elevator lobby of 26 Federal Plaza.

The crime is what ICE agents are doing on the other side of the door.

18.11.2025 22:12 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 3999    ๐Ÿ” 947    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 56    ๐Ÿ“Œ 26

I love it when people post a picture of some regular guy to reddit and say โ€œwhat breed is my cat?โ€

Maโ€™am, your cat came out of some muddy shrubs in your friendโ€™s sisterโ€™s back yard

19.11.2025 08:39 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 536    ๐Ÿ” 34    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 12

Probably until the end of this Congress. The process it took to get a speaker at all was so bad that nobody wants to do it again.

19.11.2025 09:56 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 9    ๐Ÿ” 1    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 1    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0
a realistic digital drawing of Rachael from Blade Runner

a realistic digital drawing of Rachael from Blade Runner

Throwback to this Blade Runner sketch. It's wild how I used to think I couldn't be autistic because I didn't stack cans or arrange my toys in a row. Kiddo, you definitely arranged something.

19.11.2025 00:15 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 395    ๐Ÿ” 59    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 7    ๐Ÿ“Œ 0

It's not a foolproof plan but every political debate from now on should be a Normal Guy competition. Ask them to describe grocery shopping in detail. Talk about what it's like to have a friend

19.11.2025 02:13 โ€” ๐Ÿ‘ 8233    ๐Ÿ” 1543    ๐Ÿ’ฌ 111    ๐Ÿ“Œ 88

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