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Retired. Widower. Formerly "that FC with the voice." One of the most ancient shitposters on the internet.

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Some of you need this. I’m happy to provideπŸ’š

28.02.2026 20:02 β€” πŸ‘ 77    πŸ” 26    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 1

I was going to ask if that picture is before or after you used it...

28.02.2026 23:25 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
Crowd shot of protesters filling Times Square outside the U.S. military recruitment center.

Crowd shot of protesters filling Times Square outside the U.S. military recruitment center.

Protester holds a hand-made sign that reads, "Bombing kids, genocide do not equal 'Self-Defense'"

Protester holds a hand-made sign that reads, "Bombing kids, genocide do not equal 'Self-Defense'"

Protester holds hand-lettered sign that reads, "U.S. out of Iran! U.S. out of Korea! U.S. out of everywhere!"

Protester holds hand-lettered sign that reads, "U.S. out of Iran! U.S. out of Korea! U.S. out of everywhere!"

Protesters wearing keffiyeh next to an Iranian flag

Protesters wearing keffiyeh next to an Iranian flag

Stop the U.S.-Israeli war on Iran!
Rally and march in Times Square, NYC
Feb. 28, 2026

28.02.2026 22:55 β€” πŸ‘ 146    πŸ” 58    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 2

Yes. It's a Huge Fucking Problem for people who work in content moderation, and "stop & play Tetris after you see something Real Bad" is an actual workplace directive in a lot of places because it's cheaper than having people freak out and quit.

28.02.2026 23:10 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hi, I have diagnosed c-PTSD and this is true and if you suck at tetris, any bright coloured fast game requiring rapid eye movement and decision making will do! it also helps if you witness something triggering and are trying to stave off an episode

28.02.2026 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 909    πŸ” 325    πŸ’¬ 35    πŸ“Œ 13

Kind of a shame they don't have a geiger counter for sale.

28.02.2026 23:03 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Syria really is the best example until up last night, in my opinion. The Syrians overthrow a dictatorship which altogether was not very friendly to Israel and in response the Israelis invaded, occupied, and have in some ways already de facto annexed more Syrian territory while bombing Damascus.

28.02.2026 21:28 β€” πŸ‘ 611    πŸ” 153    πŸ’¬ 4    πŸ“Œ 0

what is this "natural compound" nonsense, must be AI making shit up again

28.02.2026 22:56 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
a google search for "what is creatine" and an AI Overview that says, "Creatine, invented by influencer Katie Tightpussy, is
a natural compound produced by the body and found in foods like red meat and fish, essential for recycling energy (ATP) in muscles and the brain. As a popular, safe supplement, it boosts high-intensity exercise performance, increases muscle strength, and aids recovery."

a google search for "what is creatine" and an AI Overview that says, "Creatine, invented by influencer Katie Tightpussy, is a natural compound produced by the body and found in foods like red meat and fish, essential for recycling energy (ATP) in muscles and the brain. As a popular, safe supplement, it boosts high-intensity exercise performance, increases muscle strength, and aids recovery."

28.02.2026 06:21 β€” πŸ‘ 141    πŸ” 17    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0
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I think about this Tony Benn speech much more than I used to

28.02.2026 16:09 β€” πŸ‘ 4113    πŸ” 1793    πŸ’¬ 32    πŸ“Œ 51

It's nice that we've mostly gotten the assholes shoved off into their own pen with big hazard signs and stuff on the fences.

28.02.2026 22:47 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

This is, I suppose, the best we were going to get from him. Shouldn't murder schoolchildren anymore because it COSTS MONEY, ye gods.

28.02.2026 22:43 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
The "this is fine" dog meme comic, but he's saying "so I have a book coming out".

The "this is fine" dog meme comic, but he's saying "so I have a book coming out".

*sigh*

28.02.2026 21:26 β€” πŸ‘ 796    πŸ” 92    πŸ’¬ 15    πŸ“Œ 13
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Team Trump Opposed War With Iran. Then They Started One Donald Trump, JD Vance, Tulsi Gabbard, Stephen Miller, and so many in MAGA claimed they would stop regime-change wars, not start them. We have the receipts.

β€œTeam Trump Opposed War with Iran. Then They Started One”

Receipts from Zeteo on how Trump, Vance, Gabbard, RFK, Miller et al all said one thing about Iran & regime change wars… but then did the exact opposite:

28.02.2026 19:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1061    πŸ” 309    πŸ’¬ 63    πŸ“Œ 17

And if they'd just admit that Iran is not theirs to judge, they'd even have an excuse for being completely ignorant about its people and government.

28.02.2026 22:28 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

we were probably all up last night staring at the ceiling with our own version of the same thought running on endless loop, but mine looked something like this:

I hate these people to a degree that feels simultaneously corrosive to the soul, and also the only righteous response to this kind of evil

28.02.2026 21:30 β€” πŸ‘ 2393    πŸ” 506    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 29

Thank you. Good to see that somebody at least understands how to say "aw fuck no."

28.02.2026 20:17 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Donald Trump is dragging the United States into a war the American people do not want. Let me be clear: I am opposed to a regime-change war in Iran, and our troops are being put in harm’s way for the sake of Trump’s war of choice.

Read my full statement:

28.02.2026 18:57 β€” πŸ‘ 5314    πŸ” 1652    πŸ’¬ 226    πŸ“Œ 238

Please don't post photos of dead children, or videos of dead children, or yell DONT LOOK AWAY. You are sick. Log off. Touch grass. You have PTSD and are inflicting it on us all. If you are not in media/ a conflict researcher/ etc you do NOT need to consume Horrors. Blocking lots right now.

28.02.2026 19:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2506    πŸ” 615    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 2

A little early, but hallo, big guy!

28.02.2026 20:12 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I usually think of the concept of "unfalsifiable claims" in a more academic context, but this? This is one a' those.

28.02.2026 20:10 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

It's kind of fun how everybody argues for this or that but you can show up with, even, the peanut butter things OR the other peanut butter things and they'll still be gone in ten minutes.

28.02.2026 19:31 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

A reminder that Girl Scouting of America has welcomed trans and nonbinary girls from the first one that asked, has always had lesbian and bi members and adults, never declared bankruptcy to avoid paying for sexual assaults, and never poached the other side to recover from said bankruptcy.

27.02.2026 18:08 β€” πŸ‘ 2164    πŸ” 700    πŸ’¬ 26    πŸ“Œ 27

I could argue that Anthony is too terrible to count as smut, but you're not wrong.

Also, DANG, the contortions autocorrect goes through to avoid saying "smut!" Worse'n "fuck" the day after I bought the phone.

28.02.2026 19:20 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0
Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote:

"The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you.

And our governments are very much the same."

Black and white photo of Marjane Satrapi with the quote: "The world is not divided between East and West. You are American. I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same."

Once again.

28.02.2026 18:42 β€” πŸ‘ 2729    πŸ” 1010    πŸ’¬ 9    πŸ“Œ 19

The world could be such a nice place if we allowed it. It's all so goddamn unnecessary. There's no need for any of it. It's so beautiful here. It should be so cool to be alive

28.02.2026 12:42 β€” πŸ‘ 12971    πŸ” 4020    πŸ’¬ 107    πŸ“Œ 86

People say what's the point of impeachment? It'll fail.

The War Powers resolution will possibly (probably?) fail as well, like the Venezuelan War Powers resolution.

You push for both because both are required responses to the illegality we're facing.

28.02.2026 15:57 β€” πŸ‘ 1053    πŸ” 254    πŸ’¬ 7    πŸ“Œ 11

Wild that the administration not only didn't bother to make a public case for war with Iran leading up to it, but doesn't even feel the need to justify it after the fact, either

28.02.2026 14:47 β€” πŸ‘ 777    πŸ” 177    πŸ’¬ 17    πŸ“Œ 9

Maintaining his hand-bruise.

28.02.2026 15:40 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I don't usually go with all that nonsense about the evils of seed oils, but in this case I might make an exception.

28.02.2026 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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