Michael McAllister

Like jellyfish, If touched by a Republican, pee on it.... Most of them hate being peed on.

Apparently when I'm birthday drunk I text my ex and buy Madonna's Immaculate Collection on CD. One of these is excusable behavior

20 years ago if a politician accidentally saw a youngun in their spiderman underoos they would be banished to the dark place Howard Dean went for making weird sounds. as long as you're not brown, trans or believe that all people are truly created equal you can do anything your black hear desires

Ooooh ooh ooh I know this one! Complicity baby!!

Oh boy he sure does.... allegedly (definitely)

Crazy isnt it that a man with this type of relationship with a boy would want to hide files that most definitely has pictures of him in that weird-ass 1930s school boy uniform

"Grandpa, where were you when the fascists tried to take over?"

"In a frog suit air humping the shit out of those Nazis!"

Fucking Legend!!!

Crazy to think that when the speaker of the house has an ambiguous son like person who monitors his porn is so adamantly against the release of the pedo-files. Wild man, just sold.

I toe the line of pacifism but that AssHole Stephen Miller is fight on sight. or is Or site?I don't know I just want to punch him

"We need to get into that SSA", doge

Big Balls quits Doge

Big Balls is now working at the SSA

Yep no questions here guys

Look at this brown nosed dum dum in his hat. Love him. A bandana would have been good but a cone hat is so much better!

I don't know how else to say this without sounding like a creep but I need to see this dog in a kerchief of some sort. Please and thank you.

And musk banged his whore wife... Or so I heard

I think it's because it's not at all about them being here "illegally" but more about them not of the "master race" I dunno, Patton don't ask me.

I don't even know what to put in these little idiots but I want them all!

I have this weird feeling they would make him drag his heavy wooden gallows to the middle of nowhere with a terribly painful hat upon his head. A couple of them would have some big spikes for some reason. There would probably be a guy that turned him in. He gets a kiss though which is nice

I'm nearly 50, I have a bad hip, bad knees, and a recently repaired deviated septum. with that being said, I will fist fight ICE for people I've never and will never meet.

Never seen police work harder than when there is someone heading out to a Free Palestine rally or if somebody leaves Texas to get an abortion.

I don't know any hactivists but maybe one will see this and dedicate a few minutes to ruining that cops life or whatever?

284543-deep-blue-ocean

When I am inevitably, and not surprisingly, unanimously elected to a seat in the House, I'm conflicted on what my first order of business will be.

A.) try to restore honor and integrity and mayne reintroduce honesty to the body.

B.) BEAT THE EVER LOVING SHIT OUT OF MIKE JOHNSON live on cspan.

I'm literally jonesing for a top off. Hoping I can continue to fight back the autism again too

In a perfect world we will keep electing the oldest mother fuckers to ever roam this earth and then wait until the opposition dies to narrowly sneak legislation through in the middle of the night...

I live every day of my life in defiance of trump and I get zero recognition. Still cool for them though

I think it's adorable that you think that in the future we'll have the ability to question any of this. Hysterical. I am in love with this fan-fic

You keep forgetting that this guy is a businesser. He do business. Businessiest of all those that are currently engaging in business and/or businessish activities. He know bidnerzzz

So do you think the hunger games started out with killing each other for the enjoyment of the ultra wealthy or do you think it started with fun games for citizenship?

This guy shits his pants and wallows in it. Do you really think he cares what bodily fluid is on his tiny little hands?

If what I remember and understand of the Bible, hell is not the burning sulfur pit of torture and despair but the absence of Gods presence.... Wait a second!!!

Ugggh imagine how bad Ayn Rand tastes

Husker Don’t… damn you Joe Dirt. every single time!!