WishfulThinking

Because then you have to stop and pay attention to them? Or drop a yummy sandwich.?

It’s the fault of their smooth little brains. Like a southern bell, too fragile for deep thinking.

They look apprehensive, wondering what kind of mischief you’ll get them into next.

It was an interesting idea. At first this guy is watching everything while the world is being attacked, but after a while the plot collapsed of its own weight or maybe lack of it.

I absolutely love this….bring it on!

I don’t know - I just might have to vote for somebody who’s willing to clear out a vampire den

A bottle of voodoo range imperial IA in a Texas state couzzi.

Right back at ya, bud. Cheers!

I like that movie. I’m not sure why, but I would watch it again.

I’m sorry. 😞
Friend dumped me I think because she thought I was trying to atheist/iser her. She was actually quite rude about it on Facebook.
I know-I know social media, but we had been friends since we were 17 and I thought I deserved better.

You deserve better too. Her loss.

My old cat gave up on me going to bed when she wanted. she tried to lead me to the bedroom around eight or nine. So she quit trying when I ignored her.

You must’ve displeased her

Maybe this means that DJ T is going to fire Vance. You know — let him get really relaxed and confident about his job and then boom!

If only. I live here in Austin. Sometimes I wonder about the how much longer the state is going to be livable for me.

Being happy is good. Life is short, might as well have a laugh every now and then.

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We cannot be contained.

Can’t I be the feral forest witch and a hard drinking princess?

Technically, I am already both those things already

What does it say about human behavior that they have to put tracking information on the sign?😉😆✌🏻

He will care. He might feel moments of pity as he gobble down his food.

Recession for Texas? Yeah, that’s what y’all say now but when half of Texas undergoes a mass migration north or west you’ll change your tune.

The most memorable thing I ever found was a coprolite. in Texas.

Maybe you can sell it. Wouldn’t that be fun?

Congratulations. It looks like it was a happy day.

I’m really proud of paying the matinee Price at the movies to go see fantastic 4 and then falling asleep for the first half. My niece tells me it was a great movie though.

Me as a little kid eight years old. My mom cut my hair short and made me wear plaid shorts.

Good for you. I like to laugh at them until they cry and go whining to their mommies

I think this is in Vegas

You may be right.

PS I am also an American of Irish descent

I can’t imagine that someone in the prison won’t take Maxwell out not for political reasons, but because they don’t think she should be allowed to live.

Well, that sucks. Par for the course - it doesn’t matter who suffers as long as money wins.

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This is what I love about our species - we’re not afraid to make fools of ourselves when it counts

I feel your pain. my former cat (who has gone to the heavenly balcony) started pooping in the bathtub and on the floor and on the corner in her last couple years. Bathtub is so much easier to clean than carpet.