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I heard about the moon landing hoax conspiracy theory in college, pre-internet days. I didn't know why the flag was like that, or why there were no stars, so I went to the library and did research. After finding those answers, my last question was "why would anyone believe it was a hoax?"

Oh fuck AI and fuck this orange cunt.

i am all in favor of the rip-roaring return of shame

The # of fucknugget bullies who shit their pants when you point loudly and say "Your grandmother would rise from the grave to WHOOP your ass if she could hear you right now . My GOD you are an embarrassment. Go the fuck away!" It works.

Voyager 1 will reach one light-day from Earth in 2026. Here’s what that means | CNN Voyager 1, NASA’s deep-space probe, could soon become the first spacecraft to reach a historic milestone. In November 2026, the probe will be one light-day from Earth.

15.8 billion miles away from earth. 😳
Next up, a meeting with the Epsilon Eridani aliens in, checks watch, a million years.

a chatgpt branded magic 8 ball

"i love that you asked this"

the small language model arrived

Gross. Fucking gross.

We've always wanted to see Goofy fucking Princess Leia, we must give the people what they want

Every Democrat who isn’t on board with universal healthcare should be removed from office.

🇨🇦 If you are a Canadian who still wants to travel to the US, you may want to put that thought aside.
The US Thought Police want your social/personal history for the last five years.
If you have said anything against Felon 47 you might be banned or jailed.

US Tourism is dead.

#CanadaSky🇨🇦

Constant L Cunting

United States, Social Security Death Index

this is crazy, these people are 2nd grade-level liars

MAGAZINER: How many veterans have you deported?

NOEM: We haven't deported veterans

MAGAZINER: We are now joined on Zoom by a combat veteran you deported to Korea

The first reporter to speak up, interrupt, and call Trump out to his face while he is berating, insulting and personally attacking another female reporter for no reason will be a national hero. You may lose access, but you will be a legend forever. At some point, someone has to.

Eat. Them.

Immigrants ‘plucked out of line’ at citizenship ceremony at Faneuil Hall “the cradle of liberty”.

If you ever claimed you want immigrants to do it the right way, this should outrage you. On the other hand, If you think this was okay, you need to come to terms with your white nationalist views.

Fellas, are fonts gay?

"You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They don’t need that many. And you don't need 37 gold baby carriages. 2 or 3 is nice. You must go without, even though affordability is a hoax. See? I've fixed the problem!"

Standing with members of @sbworkersunited.org
in Chicago today, demanding fair pay and dignity on the job.

This holiday season, choose solidarity. Don’t cross the picket line.

I'll take "how to kill America's tourist industry for 800, Alex."

The #windows registry fucking sucks. That's all.

Gotta admit "the font is DEI" is a stage of absurdity I could not have predicted

immigrants score the lowest on tests, but they also take all our jobs, while at the same time taking all the welfare and buying all the homes

Not The Onion?

When I agree with fucking Rand Paul, things are pretty fucking fucked.

Ossoff: "This is so much deeper than the politics. What does it say about the moral condition of this Congress that the thing that has them all tied up in knots is a very simple question: Should people's health insurance premiums go up double or triple? This is a policy choice."

The Supreme Court, Presidency, Senate and two party system are all quite anti-democratic institutions as presently constructed.

Our institutions are not only incapable of preventing tyranny—they’re currently enabling it.

When democracy returns, we need to reform our political system.

me dressed up and exercising at the airport before my 8 hour flight

What a douche.