Coco the Concerned Corgi

It wouldn’t even be fair to say Coco wouldn’t want anyone to be sad, as she would probably enjoy the extra attention.

There are really no words to encapsulate the enormous loss of such a short but perfect creature. After all, what is loss if not the time you were unable to share and the things you were unable to do together?

Coco’s parents will miss her terribly, forever, especially when they hear the sound of a Mr. Softy Truck. Last summer, Coco managed to get a Julliard teacher to buy her an ice cream cone. She wanted two.

She was a big fan of the United States Postal Service, and she loved the elderly. She loved everyone, and if you did not love her, she would make it her mission to win you over.

She enjoyed going into the office. She visited every state on the West Coast and really liked LA.

In her spare time, Coco enjoyed watching Spy x Family with her parents, DINK tech nerds, being the worst coworker imaginable to her mother, and chasing New York Pigeons.

Without exaggeration, I can state that Coco Bean was bilingual (we never discerned her native language, but she enjoyed Japanese and Korean TV). She held stock, was filmed for a corporate movie, briefly had a successful social media presence, and was featured on the socials of an SF-based unicorn.

Born an indeterminate number of years ago, Coco Bean immigrated from Taiwan to San Francisco during the pandemic. She arrived underweight and angry, full of dislike for the English language, which, honestly, was fair.

Today, the world has become markedly less fluffy and joyful with the passing of Coco Bean Problems (real surname obfuscated).

Coco Bean was a foot-tall menace, a force of pure love, who knew exactly what a cute corgi she was.

It may be time to get Madame a new chariot. #corgicrew

A corgi happily eats a hot dog

Presented without comment, and only hot dog emojis. 🌭🌭🌭🌭

I would rather partyfinder an all healer blind run of p8s than be at this animal facility this morning.

Throwback to CorgDad’s first trip after we ruined Coco’s life by moving to NYC. #corgicrew

This is high class art.

Coco sees the hot dog vendors aren’t out bc of the snow, and she calls shenanigans.

Like, CorgDad and I are from Philly, the FAFO capital. Our hockey team’s mascot is a FAFO muppet. Even we don’t fuck with NYC rodents.

But to Coco, rodents aren’t the enemy, they’re new fren.

Really, how dare I. She put the dirt there for a reason.

Can someone please explain why a corgi would insist on being in the last known location of a rodent? Especially when said corgi has no prey instinct, and doesn’t know how to bark.

Somewhere out there is a corgi whose mother thought, “its hair wash day and the dog stinks, I’ll take care of two things,” failing to remember the last time she had this terrible idea.

It’s her. It’s my corgi. She’s so mad.

Checks out, excellent corg. 🥰

This isn’t Coco news, but apparently there’s a shiny Pidgey living among the other pigeons. I’m glad to see inclusivity among NYC’s most infamous residents.

I agree. I’m lucky Coco allows me, a human, to live here. Carl has clearly fallen on hard times to invade her turf and he has my sympathies, but he must go.

Upset corgi looking away

Bad news: we have an apartment rodent (Carl the probable rat). 🐀🧀
Worse news: Coco is completely tilted that Friday breakfast treats didn’t happen because of Carl.
The future: as Carl the probable rat is now squatting in Coco’s turf he must be evicted and his dream of opening a bodega is done.

Ignore the bootie falling off and look at the happy corgi hops.

Ahhh thank you. 🙏🏻☺️

It’s snowing and sleeting in New York today so dress for the weather. ❄️☃️

Happy Monday.

Looking back on the time we had to toss the automatic feeder bc Coco was attempting to brutalize it for extra servings. This dog is an innovator and we minimize her genius. I’m sorry. 😭

#corgi #corgicrew

I need:
1. Someone to tell me how they take those awesome goose screenshots. I want a Seraphina & corgi pic.
2. The egirls (my retainers) to bring back the new DT minions for me to sell and recoup some of my frivolous in-game spending.

I absolutely paid 5M gil for the #corgi minion in #finalfantasyxiv so Seraphina could also benefit from Coco’s constant companionship.

You’ve captured the spirit of a napping loaf

#sketch #corgi #art