Sarah Kate

So this is all basically a shitty guy, gets killed because he isn’t shitty enough to shittier guy who is follower of even shittier guy.

I hope Cassie files a civil suit

He was anxious for his five mins of fame

I will never not watch this

Beautiful

Now I’m spiraling cause I’m trying to figure out where a mermaids pee would come from.

Love it!

I’m down with petty

What does elbows up mean? And congrats!!!!!

I wonder if when I die and I’m in the casket they position the casket at a slant so I can look as good as I do when the camera is pointed down towards me

What the actual F

Is there a fraud class I could sign up for?

I can’t lol

I know the Dems didn’t win this one but the fact that it was so close says something. Trump won this district by 30% and it came down to less than 10%. I know it’s still not the seat but I’ll take a win where I can get it. Gay ran a fantastic campaign

Sending strength and courage to all the couches in Greenland today, for no particular reason.

Please tell me what a disco nap is

I’m a Phillies fan but Gore really killed it.

if you or a loved one have been affected by the Phillies not scoring with the bases loaded, you may be entitled to financial compensation

I believe Tulsi!

This woman has a long history of sharing American secrets with foreign dictators. I think she would *know* if something on that Signal chat was secret or not. 🫠

New phone who dis

If I’m ever rescued from something I would like a pod of
Dolphins to appear

How long do we think it will take for Trump to call for Robert’s to be impeached?

Isn’t champagne only champagne if from the champagne region of France?

I can’t wait til Zuckerberg surpasses Musk for richest person.

fall back, spring forward. now slide to the left, now slide to the right

scientists and scholars estimate we are only a decade away from learning all the lyrics to "black" by pearl jam

Say it louder for the people in the back!!

I never thought I would appreciate Liz Cheney as much as I do.

Rubio is rethinking all of his life choices that led to this moment

I guess it went better than I thought it would. I was convinced the Trump lured Zelenskyy out in the open for an assassination attempt from Russia. Since ya know, Trump and Putin are besties