Jesus. Someone please tell me again how white collar crime is "victimless".
I guess that'ssomething i need to ask when I interview now. "Does the CEO have a messiah complex?"
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Snarkbucket, cat-dad, electronic music addict, spec-lit enjoyer. A sockful of nickles wrapped in candy. He/Him
Jesus. Someone please tell me again how white collar crime is "victimless".
I guess that'ssomething i need to ask when I interview now. "Does the CEO have a messiah complex?"
Oh, yeah, 100%. She deserves the special hell.
16.11.2025 14:42 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0That's more than fair. F1 certainly got more things wrong than it got right. And that's if you squint and pretend it wasn't also misogynistic as hell.
16.11.2025 14:41 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I'm curious as to your reasons. I couldn't get through the first half hour of GT because it was the same conversation over and over about how dangerous racing is. A bit heavy-handed with the foreshadowing. But if it's worth watching, made i should give it another try? Not that F1 was a masterpiece.
15.11.2025 15:44 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0She babbled the entire time about how this always happens to her and she just needs a new phone.
Eventually, she exasperatedly dug out her wallet and presented a normal-ass credit card, which was duly rung through in a few seconds.
Who are these fucking people?
We went to a very popular pastry shop on Saturday, the sort that tends to have a long line and sell out early. The woman who was first in line spent 5 minutes trying to get her Apple Pay working on her phone, and they couldn't ring anyone else up while she fumbled about.
11.11.2025 15:14 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0What does fighting look like to you? How can the cowardice and capitulation you displayed yesterday count as "fighting"?
I, like many of my Dem friends, are done with your spineless, simpering "opposition" to actual fascism, and will donate heavily to primary you away. You're not up to this fight.
Can't say I'd have reacted any differently in his place. Oh shit indeed!
05.11.2025 17:28 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty sure I didn't sleep well for weeks after seeing The Day After.
30.10.2025 04:13 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0dafuq
i am careful to keep gemini turned off everywhere, this is new. verified and disabled immediately
Dems are notorious for lack of long-term strategy. And it's killing people.
29.10.2025 22:01 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Just fuck Spotify.
Fuck streaming music services. They barely pay artists anything. Daniel Ek & Martin Lorentzon have enough money.
Just go to Bandcamp and buy tracks and albums by artists you like. If they aren't on Bandcamp, buy on iTunes Store or Amazon or something, but buy the damn tracks.
Remember when literally anybody gave a fuck about the Emoluments Clause? Good times.
24.10.2025 01:15 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0Thank jod for the ESU, amirite?
Narrator: He was not right.
Happy "Raw Doggin' Windows 10 Day" to all who celebrate.
15.10.2025 19:09 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0I feel ya. I take a selfie, then put my glasses back on to look at my phone. It's imprecise, but better than squinting at my face in the mirror.
08.10.2025 16:22 β π 3 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0A wrapper from Little Lucca sandwich shop.
IYKYK
04.10.2025 17:34 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0If you love the Tron Ares soundtrack, wait until you hear about Gary Numan's last three albums.
02.10.2025 16:13 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Get you some. A slice of the class action pie is always small, but it's better than nothing.
02.10.2025 16:04 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0We are thrilled to announce that our NEW Large Language Model will be released on 11.18.25.
01.10.2025 14:38 β π 25161 π 8378 π¬ 665 π 2210Just gonna keep reposting this until it sinks in.
03.07.2025 19:45 β π 0 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0So... when the fuck is the general strike?
04.02.2025 16:45 β π 2 π 1 π¬ 1 π 0We're getting closer to full-on Butlerian Jihad territory.
29.09.2025 00:12 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Two chickens, one black, one white, stand on a marble floor facing the camera. In the distance through the window behind them, lightning forks down from the sky.
New season of Good Omens just dropped.
26.09.2025 17:38 β π 6 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0I didn't take any Tylenol during pregnancy, and none of my kids are autistic. Checkmate, libs.
24.09.2025 18:44 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0The problem with the Rapture is that if it did occur, the wrong people would still be here.
23.09.2025 23:35 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Happy Equinox, y'all! Fun fact: "equinox" is derived from a Latin phrase meaning "fascists are dipshits".
22.09.2025 18:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0Pretty easy to spot the cultists, at least.
22.09.2025 17:21 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0I feel like it would be a nice change of pace if one or two of these horrors were eldritch. As a treat.
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