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Ewan Whyte

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"Le patriotisme, c’est l’amour des siens. Le nationalisme, c’est la haine des autres." (Patriotism is the love of one's own; nationalism, the hatred of others.) Romain Gary   (1914-1980)

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It must be Mama that’s invisible. That would explain everything.

20.02.2026 11:12 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I used to have a chair just like Rupert’s with a tray attached. I hope it’s still around somewhere — just in case.

18.02.2026 22:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You ARE invisible, Hexa. This is all AI.

18.02.2026 18:21 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Way to accessorise, girl !

18.02.2026 15:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

He's stinking the whole world out – by his words, by his actions; the Farting Felon of Florida: fff.
Would it were ppp, or, better still, tacet !

14.02.2026 11:23 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

You paw thing!

14.02.2026 11:17 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

As we said once before (in another place) :

We love Cheddar more than Stilton,
Wordsworth, Shelley, Keats or Milton,
More than Shakespeare (by a hair)
And (by a whisker) Baudelaire.

Happy Palantines, Cheddy! And love, too, to your mama, Socky, Chewey and da Figgs.

14.02.2026 11:15 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

And the happiest of happies to you too, Baggins!

14.02.2026 11:08 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Their mission? To coldly go…

12.02.2026 14:28 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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Beautiful enamel mug!

11.02.2026 12:19 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

The IT-girl!

11.02.2026 10:45 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Time to rename them 'The Donald J. Trump and Jeffrey E. Epstein files' ('Trump-Epstein' for short).

11.02.2026 10:42 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Now I know why it's called the box seat. And never was seat boxier!

08.02.2026 18:06 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Thank goodness you were there, Cheddar! I've said it once and I'll say it again: that Figgy is a menace!

08.02.2026 18:04 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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If you have to wear that, make them fork out for the rest of the costume.

04.02.2026 13:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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The whole world's.

04.02.2026 13:19 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Harriet says you're a jeaniepuss, Cheddar, and she's not wrong.

29.01.2026 11:04 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Call them what they are: the Gestapo of Trump's Fourth Reich.

26.01.2026 08:41 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I'm sure he would.

26.01.2026 08:36 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A giraffe made out of pipe cleaners

A giraffe made out of pipe cleaners

He's a joyous little soul, da Figgy, and I'm all for that, but it's a shame he's not clever like you are, Cheddy.
Socrates had Plato, and Plato had Aristotle, but all you have to pass on your wisdom to has the intellect of… well, let's not say a pipe cleaner, but a giraffe made out of pipe cleaners?

25.01.2026 18:20 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

You look so like my Harriet. Utterly beautiful!

25.01.2026 17:28 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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25.01.2026 17:20 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Trust your instincts, Saffron. Mischief is afoot.

22.01.2026 19:00 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

That does look like the face of a cat who’s been let down badly.

19.01.2026 14:03 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
A beautiful, pale brown cat sitting on a bed, looking sad and thoughtful.

A beautiful, pale brown cat sitting on a bed, looking sad and thoughtful.

Harriet's duvet shift in the course of this morning's #HedgewatchforRosie found her looking sad and pensive, thinking of dear Rosie and her family, who she knows must be missing her terribly.

07.01.2026 07:22 — 👍 13    🔁 1    💬 2    📌 0

Or am I crediting him with more self-awareness than he actually possesses? Probably.

04.01.2026 11:05 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Watching Maduro on a podium awash with flags, his adoring supporters massed behind him laughing at his pathetic jokes, dancing clumsily like a circus elephant and even attempting to sing, Trump must have felt uncomfortably like he was looking in the mirror.

04.01.2026 11:04 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

Maduro and Trump are two peas in a pod. Refuse to surrender power when they lose an election; wrap themselves in the flag; love the sound of their own voices; behave like clowns.
Maduro and Inmaduro.

03.01.2026 19:46 — 👍 6    🔁 3    💬 0    📌 1

Milton was blind, so what he did was store his new verses in his head until someone was ready to write them down. I know you're not blind, but maybe if you closed your eyes and pretended?
If you did that, though, da Figgy would jump on you. Bad idea. Forget it.

30.12.2025 10:07 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

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