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The wrapper is where all the flavor lives

What a fucking hero

"We live in cities you'll never see on-screen
Not very pretty, but we sure know how to run things
Livin' in ruins of a palace within my dreams
And you know, we're on each other's team"

The other night I was at Alex Pretti’s memorial. Among the many people handing out treats and snacks were Somali women sharing sambusas and tea. At a nearby table there was a bag of salted nut roll for people to take.

All of this is the real Minnesota

Saying it has a whole serving of legumes

Scoops, next to pallets of Salted Nut Rolls and Nut Goodies

If you want some real Salted Nut Rolls, you can always find them at Costco, the people's confectioner

Rebranding nut rolls according to current health trends has a long history. Today they are marketed for their protein, because protein is hot. Pearsons says "protein packed" A decade or two, Pearson's briefly dropped the "salted" from their Salted Nut Roll packaging to try to appear more healthy.

Crazy to call this a "new protein bar", people have been making these in their kitchens for 100 years

New Protein Bar Sold at Target Is Giving Candy Bar Vibes ‘My new favorite way to get protein’, exclaimed one fan.

Pearson's must be asleep at the wheel, or must really not want to sell to Target (I've never seen Salted Nut Rolls at a Target, going back years) The products described in this article are just Salted Nut Rolls. They even have a cobranded Skippy nut roll.

www.mensjournal.com/food/target-...

This entire answer from Mike Johnson — the speaker of the House and a lawyer — must be seen.

It is fundamentally wrong on both points: as to administrative warrants (which need not be signed by immigration judges) and as to judicial warrants (which are not "new" for authorizing home entry).

In a lot of jurisdictions, just pointing a weapon is enough to require a cop to complete a use of force report

This isn't just FBI training, this is literally every firearms training in the country, if not the world. Even your buddy at the local range will tell you this

I feel like if you had to take their apps to court to say "this is why I think this person should be arrested" they'd have to answer a lot of unwanted questions about their shitty unconstitutional apps

Their real beef is that they do not respect the fourth amendment, their agents probably cannot establish probable cause in many if not most cases, and they'd rather just muscle their way past the fence before the law catches up

Getting a judicial warrant is not hard. You essentially just email a judge. Judges are often on standby for this stuff. If you're so concerned about the resources this is taking up, you could have your agents spend 10 minutes typing up an email rather than chasing observers around town for hours

I'm at my friend Tim's house and we're all on the same Ethernet hub, but nobody can see the Medal of Honor server

Homeland Security is targeting Americans with this secretive legal weapon Under Trump, the Department of Homeland Security has weaponized administrative subpoenas to attack free speech, according to privacy and civil rights groups.

“There’s no oversight ahead of time, and there’s no ramifications for having abused it after the fact,” said Jennifer Granick, an ACLU attorney. “As we are increasingly in a world where unmasking critics is important to the administration, this type of legal process is ripe for that kind of abuse.”

Asking the computer if I have Lupus. If I have Scurvy. If I have Chikungunya. It keeps telling me yes because it loves saying yes. I have so many diseases.

Minnesota friends, do you—or anyone you know—work in the brewing industry and want to talk about the realities of operating a brewery in 2026? Like, nitty gritty?

Groundwork laid by a bunch of religious separatists in the mid 1800s, and their friends from the old country arrived seeking cheap farmland

My Venmo username is @Katie-Sisneros

Re: my previous post about my house cleaner, I am sending her rent funds so she can stay home and stay safe - ICE was parked outside her house a few days ago. If anyone can spare a few dollars, I’ll be sending them to her daughter’s Venmo.

Joe Lonsdale posting this one handed

damn, that's crazy

A sleepy Punxsutawney Phil this morning. Photo credit: Barry Reeger, Associated Press

When someone wakes me up early in the morning for absolutely no good reason

Ernie has been at the coffee shop drawing signs with unchaste words about ICE. Bert is running a clandestine network of mutual aid drivers whose names, for security purposes, he will never know. His network of pigeon spies are flagging ICE vehicles in real time

One of the lovely tributes to his beautiful spirit is in Franconia, Mn Sculpture Garden.

May Elijah rest in peace.

Record harvest sparks mass giveaway of free potatoes across Berlin From zoos to soup kitchens, people are hauling away tonnes of surplus spuds after the biggest crop in 25 years

No matter what's happening in your life, you shoudl see this photo of a German potato warehouse. www.theguardian.com/world/2026/j...

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A package of Moser Roth (Aldi brand) chocolate mousse bars. The package proclaims that they are NEW and MOUSSE FILLED.

Are you telling me that a moose filled these chocolate bars??!

I did an investigation; I found out that the people funding the protesters in Minnesota are the protesters of Minnesota.