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On my flight back from Indy just now. Suddenly the plane pitches one direction and re-centers. Like a car swerving. Coffee nearly knocked off my tray. People very tensely sucking in their breath

Pilot got on the horn and says we had to swerve to avoid another plane, wasn't supposed to be there. jfc

Tupac holo-Reagan appears on a platform in the middle of the stage, performing Lee Greenwood's harriest standards. Nancy and her medium's holopresences do a live consultation with Charlie from beyond

To be fair conservatives have been doing this forever. When I was in college, I played in a worship band at a chapel service counter programming the halftime show during a youth group Superbowl watch party

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Biria bike with a sign that says “300 Campground”

Can y’all please be on the lookout for my bike? Last seen in Elliot Park. It is a black Biria bike with red pedals and stickers of local news orgs on the bottom tube. It also has a Brooks saddle and adapters for Wolf Tooth pogies on the handlebars.

Did you know that corporate social control tool DISC personality assessments were invented by noted polyamorist and bondage enthusiast Dr William Moulton Marston, better known for writing Wonder Woman?

For our team building exercise, William Marston is teaching us sexy knots and paddling us with the employee handbook

My manager is pulling Tarot and projecting our five year strategic plan

I am at the corporate retreat. I am sharing my attachment style with the team project. We are discussing our love languages towards the company. We are sharing our feelings towards the quarterly financials using I statements

Federal Agents Storm South Shore Building, Detaining Families and Children Families were woken by flashbangs and helicopters as hundreds of federal agents raided their homes. Days later, neighbors are still searching for the missing.

Good reporting on the South Shore raid from South Side weekly here.

Confirms one thing I was told but didn't put in my own piece because I didn't have a second source and it seemed too insane: border agents segregated arrested residents by race

southsideweekly.com/federal-agen...

The first stop is always Tirana, I am always saying this

Some of those who wear collars
Make a hit dog holler

😂 Do you still have class materials? Do you know who taught this course?

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As god is my witness this is the only thing I have ever wanted. If they did tours, I'd have never started The St Paul Nut Roll as a gambit to gain their attention. But alas.

I am in Indy for work. A party bus of Delta Faucets reps just disembarked at this hotel bar festooned in cowboy party wear. A be-10galloned Seattlite is ordering dozens of drinks. He bought me a beer and told me "St Paul is the last old city in America. Minneapolis is the first new city"

Gonna be thinking about this lede for a minute.

My relentless research into P Edward Pearson's Candy Company has led me to the following fact: the location of the original Nut Roll Factory in Minneapolis is now buried under the 394 spur, just South of Target Field

I want to make sure to say clearly that in Ward 1 we support our Somali community and welcome everyone regardless of where you come from.

Continues to be striking how, since Frey erected the greenway fence to Lake/Nicollet, the crowd has returned en masse to 2900 block of Blaisdell. Frey bleats “you can’t have encampments by home & businesses“ but that’s exactly where he’s pushed these folks. Meanwhile 50 housing vouchers go unfunded.

eventually politicians need to start advocating for criminal and civil penalties for people involved in fabricating stories to get citizens incarcerated.

or, put another way: a society that would like to keep functioning has to discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities

If I was the Minnesota DFL, I would simply not kick myself in the nuts repeatedly for no reason

An online ad for ICE recruitment showing a set of handcuffs and the headline: Number of law enforcement officers needed to arrest a criminal alien. The body of the administration shows that 8 to 10 officers are needed in 'Uncooperative Jurisdictions' versus 2 officers in 'Cooperative Jurisdictions.' The rest of the ad text is basically commentary on the main point.

It's so considerate of ICE to run this public service announcement telling the resistance the best way to tie up maximum ICE resources.

Eyes widened as dish after dish was brought to the table. Pear pie, jugs of burdock cordial! One enormous basin o' celery soup! Wheels of Guosim cheese, hot loaves of carrot and turnip bread! Almond an' chestnut slices with arrowroot sauce!

oh hahaha no, I'm sorry apparently a full half of the 3000 settlement per book goes to the publisher, so I think my total share is $3750 for stealing my work in an attempt to replace me

A really luxurious gooey cinnamon roll would fix me

Me and the boys in the chat reworking the lyrics to The Internationale to be about our buddy Carl, Carl got mad and left the chat

Screenshot from Wikipedia with 1890 excerpt describing 2nd Infantry Massachusetts having a Scottish soldier named John Brown, who the entire battalion was constantly taking the piss

Kinda funny that (apocryphally?) John Brown's body might have been written by bored union soldiers giving one of their boys grief

These guys are performing at the Super Bowl?

The mint legally should not be releasing the Trump Coin, for one because he is still alive, but that wouldn't stop them from issuing a coin celebrating Trump's lifelong friend, pal to many great Americans, Jeffery Epstein