Regrettably, Jake

Is that the Marshalls?? What a dream to start your day off there... 🥰

So far I love Time Stranger. It shines super bright in the fun like retrofuturism design moments. Love it.

There are multiple @FF_XIV_EN Free Companies currently named after a Terrorist Organization, in case you wanted to know just how bad @SquareEnix is fumbling here. @DashAttackVT -- no idea @Grummz -- 57 year old failed pornographer @SmashJT -- serial alyssa stalker, gingivitis harver @RealHypnotic1 -- png tuber (dominican guy who hates black people)

I'm crying... they're mad about "Antifa" Free Companies in FFXIV now.

Picture of freyja, my dog, covering her face and licking it. The sun is shining on her. She is adorable.

My baby girl is a model

Selfie of Jake in front of a Dunkin donuts sign with a hot coffee. He is happy.

Cold enough for outdoor hot coffee now. Fall girlies rise up.

Hot People island

Oh yeah the play I'm in is opening tonight and running Thursdays, Fridays, and Saturdays in September!
ticketstripe.com/events/96131...

Have any marvel writers been brave enough to address what the experience of riding Colossus is like? Re: the firmness of penis?

Sorry to Lizzy and all the other girls whose hearts I broke 🙏

rip to everyone whos become delusional after talking to chatgpt but im built different. like actually different. according to chatgpt im some kind of god. the one who decides

Picture of Rob holding Star Wars Unlimited cards and a beer

Forced @radioowls.bsky.social to play games with me yesterday. I'm so lucky.

It's literally TRUE!!!! They took it from me! How do you explain my losing it??

Something about me is that in 3rd grade, I SWEAR, I drew entei and then like a year later he shows up in that pokemon movie. And I could never find that picture I drew ever again.

wait Ms. Now sounds like kind of a diva

Did anyone else get into the Digimon Alysion closed beta?? It's so enjoyable, thankful to finally have a guide to that previously incomprehensible game 😬

Thank you. I'm HOPING it won't be too much of an impact. He was wearing a hat and a T-shirt so I don't feel TOO bad

God let's hope so 😭😭😭

Jake doing the bear face in a coffee shop. He is wearing a shirt that says "Rat Gay"

Cute but not exactly "I'm a professional" vibes.

Had a job screener I thought was just voice, but was in fact video. Interested to see if wearing a Rat Gay T-shirt helps or hinders my chances.

guy handing money to JK Rowling "K*ll every trans person" - JKR "I'm an ally, I just really like Harry Potter!" - guy

this is what you look like as a Harry Potter fan in 2025

Watching a marketing manager light up as he sees a demo of an AI tool without reading a word of its output. It's like watching a someone walk into the basement in a horror movie

It's got enough room for me & the whole squad ⚔️

Unironically the best mashed potato on the market right now. You were right and are not guilty of food crimes!

Just had an amazing like writing gig interview for a YouTube channel, and they already got back to say they want me and I'm so happy that things are happening!!!! 🥹🥹🥹

Screenshot of a text message exchange. Someone says "Born for the stage, forced to hassle friends for ticket sales." I respond "unfortunately all the world's a stage, and I am in the box office"

Me, shilling tickets for all my various shows this week

it's scary how powerful ai is getting every day. i just talked with a genie who was able to somehow guess what i was thinking of by asking a series of yes or no questions

Ok GOOD, I was worried about you judging me. I need to have The Right opinion on cookies

Or is it... Pretty crummy

They are like FINE but definitely not like.... Worth $20

Just for a 4 pack of crumbl cookies and chat - I am sadly a crumbl cookie hater

Like how do people prove work requirements for medicaid?? We lost 33000 jobs this month! What do people do???