cole

yeah and with all the rain as soon as it gets warmer the plants are gonna go mental

“ancestral land” lmao your white family profited from apartheid in south africa pal

woke nonsense

was looking forward to a takeaway but nobody else in the house wants one so im cooking instead

massive shoutout to bluesky app, the most not boring place on earth’s, top level developers who have allowed for high quality 4 pixel image uploads 💪

who remembers chip shops and butchers? back in the day before they were banned by woke

went for a kick about with the boys because their games were cancelled, bonus sound effects

“here are some links to the videos, make up your own mind or even share these so that they are more prominent on the internet for unbiased people to make very sensible assumptions of”

bbc: “is depicting black people causing trouble in public places, in fake AI videos good or bad? i guess we’ll never know?”

not one mention in this article about how this is bad and why. bbc impartiality is a brainworm, dressed up as liberal exceptionalism that could never be exploited

posting online is the closest thing I now experience to a cigarette break

i miss my twitter bookmarks #rip

iconic

she postponed it to monday

i have a 121 at work, on a friday afternoon, knowing my teams contracts aren’t being extended because they’re saving costs

peak virginposting this nonsense

if charlie kirk used the prayer app he'd be alive today

spent all day doing nothing in anticipation of 3 meetings this afternoon that need me to have prepped for

having a glass of water from the bath tap to switch things up a bit

butter still has security tags on in sainsburys

im sorry

i would be in with this

(guy who genuinely wants everyone to have an equal chance and their basic needs met)

lbc interviewer: "you absolute horrible cunt, how dare you not fit into this imaginary scenario i just made up, we are all ashamed of you and britian rejects your woke nonsense"

(guy who wants to destroy everything nice in society for the sake of punishing some migrants)

lbc interviewer: "so when did you first realise you were so beautiful & kind and better than jesus"

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have the current or previous 3 PM's actively gone to moscow and negotiated with putin? what are we comparing this current fantasy scenario to?

a mate of mine sent me a video of the green party guy being interviewed and asked "how would you negotiate with putin" as some kind of huge dunk on how unserious he is. why do the media insist on making up scenarios for decent candidates while polishing the egos of the worst ones?

some parents from 9’s team are arguing with the ref and im stood right next to them uninvolved

i did it, but it took ages to start processing, i'll try again tomorrow and assume its processing server-side