mistletoe hung

more pepper spray at heathtow? makes you think

they end up everywhere, found some in the fruit bowl

little flurry of posts for all of you perusing your timelines there, you’re very welcome, something for everyone

if i ever encounter someone wearing those facebook ray-bans and/or someone who says they’re a “citizen journalist”

he’ll be covered in rubber pellets and leave them al over the house though

gets to play on 4G though so he won’t look like swamp thing after

9’s game has been pushed back to 1pm because of flooded pitches

(shouting loudly on public transport) “HEY GUYS! IM MONITORING YOU ALL AGAINST YOUR WILL WITH MY PERVERT GLASSES!”

meanwhile on facebook

FAMILY MEALTIME

will there be any pain left?

IN

just watched zootropolis 2 with the kids and it’s 100% about israel and palestine

seem to have ended up in a tractor parade

if your partner’s spotify listening age is 18 and yours is 50+ you’re a nonce

loads of silly memes from this but this one is pretty funny

my car half way up the road at 07:30am for no reason

i also quite like the delay when it can’t connect to the last bluetooth device it was connected to (the wife’s) and simply starts blasting the radio out because the volume difference between a connected device and radio is always 5000 decibels for some reason

my prediction is england don’t make it out the group, scotland do

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portugal in a relatively easy world cup group and it’s definitely nothing to do with ronaldo having visited the white house

Just woken up to the news that i’ve been awarded the inaugural FIFA Shagger of the Year award. Delighted

christ this is awful im saving it for

i used to personally hate how she indulged in the homophobia and misogyny in her replies, while calling any slight criticism of her misogyny

gonna be part of their gap yah against your will

i have a 9yr old so this is my spotify wrapped

stop looking at my backaside

mf said backawards

how'd they manage to shit on their toes? pretty agile, i appreciate the effort

sad is das backawards and das not good

haha i never knew that he was one of those guys but that makes sense now