Big Dick Jenergy (TM)

Trying to explain to eork people where I know @ewanewa.bsky.social from resulted in explaining the cult.

Many thank yous to @paperghost.bsky.social for easily having enough memes to show Im not crazy.... Or at least alone in that crazy.

Weekend of being the cool aunt before spending my Sunday traveling to Jersey for a 4 day work trip.

I am exhausted already.

also known as the home office business model

Sexy Bolsover Castle.

Don't worry lady on facebook, we're all aware I have ADHD.

Anyway dropped soup all down my top because I was eating it with a fork.

If you have a mushroom sauce for your steak and run out of steak is it then just a slightly thicker mushroom soup?

Big fan of their waffle.

I don't read the news much anymore, because I am desperately clinging to the last scraps of sanity I have left.

got referred to physio for my knee. Its an app and video call? Not sure how great thats gonna work.

But more importantly whilst signing up I said I was 250kg and now they are expecting a 550lb person. So thats fun.

I've lived here nearly 16 years. Tomorrow the first family members are visiting for 3 weeks.

Can not wait to see my Dad.

BOXING DAY IS THE 26TH OF DECEMBER

THE FLOWER IF SCOTLAND IS THE THISTLE

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HNGGGRRRRHHHNNNNNN

He finally figured out where it was located.

Work had a supply chain team sports day that was mandatory if you were in the office.

So i drank for free and now will be 2 days behind on work.

Fuck yeah mandatory work events.

So... A/S/L?

On the roof. Not you. Fuck this has all gone wrong

Diddler

Just made a joke to the pharmacist about guns and then stated they say the immigrants are going to bleed the NHS dey so challenge accepted...

Anyway, don't have 4 tinnies at a work sports day and pick up your meds.

3 doctors appointments in 2 days.

Properly bleeding the NHS dry.

A new one: woman wearing earpods and yet her tictok is still playing from her phone.

So close.

Well I knew it wasn't to me :(

OMG. OMG. OMG.
<3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3 <3

Wore a dress. Shaved my legs for jesus. Bug crawls on me.

Never again.

At my niece's confirmation in England.

But I did jello shots before hand.

Why would he want to speak to someone dumber?