Big Dick Jenergy (TM)

My journey in has been a nightmare. So in protest i am going to stand outside in the cold rain until I'm ready to work.

See you in 6 hours.

At least I think we can now all understand why rich tech freaks are so impressed with an artificial intelligence that can write coherent emails.

Frankly, if the argument is "the government needs to stay on twitter despite the csam because that's where most people will see them" then they may as well set up an official pornhub channel.

I mock, but I know in the last 16 years I've become weak and pathetic.

Gentle reminder that EVERYONE shot by ICE or the police is innocent. Every single one. Cops aren't Judge Dredd. A person is innocent until proven guilty IN A COURT, so until a person is found guilty by a judge or jury, they're innocent. They're ALL innocent.

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My Chicagoian ass, getting ready to watch the UK:

Mandatory in office days 29th, 30th and 2nd.

Laughing at them.

I hope you're all having a grand time.

Governor Pritzker visits the Crystal Lake Food Pantry.

The Crystal Lake Food Pantry is a critical lifeline for thousands of vulnerable Illinoisans. As the Trump administration threatens cuts to essential programs like SNAP, my administration is committed to protecting resources for our communities.

*Pulls up in a bus* Get in losers, we're going singing

Titanic Sinks Tonight

🎶In the Ocean, Atlantic Ocean....🎶

this whole halligan saga has been a fucking hilarious and i'm reminded of this comic.

“Quiet, Piggy” would be fitting for his tombstone.

wha...WHAT

Why does everyone wanna steal my girl?

Trying to explain to eork people where I know @ewanewa.bsky.social from resulted in explaining the cult.

Many thank yous to @paperghost.bsky.social for easily having enough memes to show Im not crazy.... Or at least alone in that crazy.

Weekend of being the cool aunt before spending my Sunday traveling to Jersey for a 4 day work trip.

I am exhausted already.

also known as the home office business model

Sexy Bolsover Castle.

Don't worry lady on facebook, we're all aware I have ADHD.

Anyway dropped soup all down my top because I was eating it with a fork.

If you have a mushroom sauce for your steak and run out of steak is it then just a slightly thicker mushroom soup?

Big fan of their waffle.

I don't read the news much anymore, because I am desperately clinging to the last scraps of sanity I have left.

got referred to physio for my knee. Its an app and video call? Not sure how great thats gonna work.

But more importantly whilst signing up I said I was 250kg and now they are expecting a 550lb person. So thats fun.

I've lived here nearly 16 years. Tomorrow the first family members are visiting for 3 weeks.

Can not wait to see my Dad.

BOXING DAY IS THE 26TH OF DECEMBER

THE FLOWER IF SCOTLAND IS THE THISTLE

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