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I'm just waiting for Maureen Dowd to write "Is Trump a surprise champion for the environment?"

I hear those carts are smuggling drugs. (waits for missile strike)

"The Villages: Blueprint for America"

Is this just to humiliate Duffy? I can't even follow the nonsense anymore.

Yeah! It was great because I had just said she looked shakier than Osborne and all of a sudden she turned into a fucking brick wall! So good

I couldn't go but watched at home... So good

@smfriend.bsky.social !!!!!!

So much of the internet is going to be crushed when Will's arc ends with him coming out as aro and just getting some cats and a weird hobby to replace Vecna.

I'm just waiting to see how they land all these wrinkle in time references they're sprinkling.

Between the fifteen wars he stopped, the megatons of fentanyl he blew up in the Caribbean, and the six million serial killers he's deported, Trump has saved at least thirty billion American lives, and he'll save another fifty billion next year!

Fuck, man, it was already hard enough to watch LA Confidential with Spacey in it, and now this... If James Cromwell turns out to be a problem, I'm done with movies.

Here's a good follow up question: if there weren't survivors, why do a second strike? You can even do it in the few good men "why the two orders" formula that has been so dead on in this saga.

This news will spawn a million AI headlines like "the secret connection between death standing and Disney" and I hate all of this

Watching this Knife Edge show on AppleTV+InfinitePlusWithoutAdsOrWhatever

They are spotlighting the rich douchebag who backs a restaurant then comes into the kitchen to lecture the chef about "incremental gains."

We need to execute anyone with an MBA I fear.

Donald the dove...

Anyone who voted for him to keep us out wars should voluntarily give up their voting rights

To be clear, it's great research and I love that it's happening, but a quick glance through the comments will show you how woefully inadequate the description was

I feel like so much of this shit would go away if we said software instead of AI. People are so scientifically ignorant and they think it's magic.

An excerpt claiming that a new model later this year will "allow humans to potentially experience for the first time what it might be like to interact with a whale in it's own language"

The actual state of the research is that they've figured out that it's not just the number of clicks that matter, but also the frequency of the click. That's it. But the author would have you believe we have a whale translation app around the corner.

I wish I could like this, but it's such horse shit. The words "may" and "possibly" are doing all the work here.

Meanwhile, Collinsworth starts saying "I can't believe we're talking about a pile as a plural" and I swear Trump is actually more coherent than this guy sometimes.

Sunday Night Football having a philosophical debate over whether you can have a one-man pile. This show has become pure satire.

Hermione Granger levitating a feather, but instead of wingardium levioSA, the spell is Marcus MarioTA

Collinsworth and Tirico tonight got a new pronunciation guide.

Hegseth responded: "sounds like he should be named Don CHICKEN," before attempting to high five his imaginary friend and slipping in a pile of his own sick

Nope, tried a couple times and it was ridiculously long... Presumably the one I ordered five weeks ago will eventually arrive lol

"We have macaroni and the concept of cheese"

Clearly a marketing ploy, getting me to commit to a platform with recurring microtransactions every time the pen "runs out"

They were so good... Saw them live once and it was amazing

If only my jersey was gonna be here in time, gotta buy a backup at the clip tomorrow ugh...

No one is saying this. Why do these accounts exist?

"I keep seeing people say that cake is gross. But cake is actually delicious. That's my insightful take, follow please"

I still can't wrap my head around "nato ambassador Matthew Whitaker", a man whose history was so embarrassing the first time around that I assumed he'd never show his face again. And yet...

But regardless, you can always flag the court and say something has come up that you can't discuss in public. The Court LOVES its jurors and bends over backwards to make sure they are protected and respected.