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Pudgy Horse Lascaux Tribute 1 by Himmapaan | Redbubble A #PudgyHorse tribute to the Lascaux cave paintings, painted with the Strata Trio Natural Formation watercolours, handmade from Cretaceous rocks by Mary Sanche.

Prints are available. Everything currently 50% off on Redbubble, apparently.

You would also be helping to recompense the Temu theft since I can't do anything about it (I can't even get the relevant page to load, perhaps owing to some regional restrictions). 🥲

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4) That orgs as unhinged as Code Pink and PSL are so visible in street-level organizing should prompt feelings of embarrassment and reflection on the part of the Democratic Party

>no one has ever invaded to liberate a territory

France, 1944

Easy and meaningless dunk ik but it still feels good

Do you feed off of our suffering

There is no "I'm just joking bro" about wanting to see the president produce snuff films for you specifically

What I want to say would (rightly) get me banned, so I'm just going to say that Megyn Kelly isn't seeing the pearly fuckin' gates.

*Cue the sephiroth music*

Throwing It Back Inside The Torment Nexus, and other short stories

If you're wondering how things are going on twitter, right wing grifters have taken over the Pentagon press offices from CNN, MSNBC, WaPo, etc. and are celebrating. Yes that is Cam Higby and Laura Loomer

God knows that I'm not always a class act, even in public, but how the fuck does somebody afford a plane ticket but not ear buds in the year of our lord 2025?

After a mere hour of being forced to listen to whatever brainrot is at the forefront of the average airport goers for you page, I have determined that we are doomed as a species and a nuclear holocaust is too kind a fate

Hideo Kojima has been cast as Paul Moldebrandt in the Japanese version of 'Zootopia 2'

It's his first voice acting role in an animated film

(via Famitsu)

Fellas, is it meaty to drunk drive?

Sure Dort, I'll be smart, the SecDef is murdering people in the carribean for allegedly committing crimes. That's what I'm god damn very well aware of.

Normally the creators of beloved children’s cartoon characters would not need to disavow the U.S. Secretary of Defense, but ours is a drunken miscreant, a loutish boor with the dignity and nobility of a counterfeit butt-plug

Old Yeller Old Yeller, where art thou Old Yeller?

Shits like a cheese grater

Oh to be half asleep in the gentle virginian sunlight as I look like a slowly rotting thumb

mood

Beatin' hard or hardly beatin'?

This is all true but

1) under no definition are we currently at war with Venezuela under domestic US law

2) since we aren’t, the initial strike was just as much a murder as the follow up

The failure to understand this by a huge range of actors is really driving me up the wall.

I hope he sees Mr Beast in every fever dream he has for the rest of his days

Watching a dudes head get torn off and his spine flailing around and going "oh wow" tipped me off that something ain't running quite right under the hood

The thing is, though, that Musk immediately crashed the fuck out as soon as he got a smidge of pushback from the corpse emperor

Like I know he has the emotional maturity of a toddler in the k-hole but I'd think that he'd want to keep power for a little longer than that, no?

100%.

...games, sci-fi systems for sci-fi games, etc. D&D is great for homebrew and setting-specific high fantasy, and trying to kludge it into something else is...a struggle.

I have my own grudges with 3.5 and 5e but genuinely my only legitimate grievance is how much D&D has become the "do everything" game and how thats influenced casual TTRPG culture

I don't expect a room of theatre kids to learn gurps but we should probably be playing cyberpunk systems for cyberpunk

oh it's even got the dogwhistles