Rudi Farris

If I'm being honest sometimes oranges taste less orange and more yellow

I shot the sheriff and I also shot the deputy, so you’d best get out of my way, Susan

New year, fuck me

A posted sign with a silhouette of a pigeon with what looks like fire behind it, with a red circle around it and line through it, and the word “No” below.

pretty sure the fire pigeons aren’t gonna care about your silly little sign

I just want the cleaning lady to be proud of me

Only one more sleep until Love And Death is here! So much yearning... so much pining... and thats just Zach and Reyes!

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Someone called this mass exodus from Twitter ‘the fall of the Broman Empire’ and I died laughing. 💀

I'd love to be holding in space

Today we remember transgender individuals whose lives ended too soon or were taken from us through hateful acts of violence.

#TransgenderDayOfRemembrance #TDoR #TransRightsAreHumanRights

Mum couldn't remember what Tiger Balm was called so she called it "Lion Rub"

Adorable if literal: Monkey Business

Remember when weirdos on Twitter were trying to say that America Ferrera’s big monologue in Barbie is bad? What the fuck was that about?

This has been my Bluesky take of the day.

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[commercial for stones] are you tired of killing 2 birds with your bare fuckin hands

The recipe for a good social media app isn't hard if you understand that people simply yearn to read and write sentences without angry guys yelling slurs at them

"Is there a Mr Bluesky?.."