Hey, remember when the Panama Papers were released and they showed how basically every wealthy person on the planet was avoiding taxes by offshoring their money and nothing was done about it except the reporter who broke the story was murdered with a car bomb?
13.07.2025 01:39 β π 17861 π 5651 π¬ 191 π 182
no, nobody has to accept a reduction in their human rights. they do not.
do yβall hear yourselves
06.06.2025 07:44 β π 1282 π 223 π¬ 6 π 3
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
Stop Forcing A.I. Into Every Fucking Thing!
29.12.2024 08:36 β π 15410 π 7341 π¬ 53 π 125
To go on his tombstone.
βHe inherited his wealth and then spent the rest of his time losing it and fucking up everyoneβs lives.β
05.04.2025 06:58 β π 28 π 10 π¬ 0 π 0
Sounds painful. Hope you are ok!
16.03.2025 15:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Entering the country without declaring foreign plant species
(Animal Crossing ACHN)
04.03.2025 14:31 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A piece of paper being taken out of an envelope. The paper says "Not Welsh"
oh my god #TheTraitors
24.01.2025 20:37 β π 726 π 177 π¬ 4 π 9
Spending today feeling overwhelmed and anxious about what I didnβt get done yesterday because I spent yesterday feeling overwhelmed and anxious about what I didnβt get done the day before because I spent the day bef
23.01.2025 15:58 β π 85 π 5 π¬ 3 π 0
Once again
07.11.2024 08:20 β π 2509 π 786 π¬ 28 π 70
Absolutely this from Ed Davey π
06.01.2025 13:48 β π 7710 π 2141 π¬ 216 π 119
Monday.
Nope.
06.01.2025 08:09 β π 6 π 1 π¬ 0 π 0
Funny comic strip.
βi have so much to doβ
βbut i shall waitβ
βuntil i mustβ
βRUSH!!β
Illustration drawn in simplistic cartoon line art style. By Amii Illustrates.
03.01.2025 20:15 β π 2056 π 161 π¬ 28 π 30
I'm so sorry, Maeve. Sending you all my love x
09.12.2024 23:24 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Ooo and the floodgates are closed!
I miss living that side of town.
25.11.2024 16:58 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I've been back at work for 4 days after a week off, and when I tell you I am READY for my break at Christmas already ...
21.11.2024 22:57 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
It is midnight on a Thursday. Why are there fireworks going off?
08.11.2024 00:09 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
I *love* how you draw hands
05.11.2024 22:53 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
summoning circle, hope this works
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A cure
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29.10.2024 18:36 β π 13485 π 4415 π¬ 74 π 78
The paperclip assistant from Microsoft Word is asking "Hey, it looks like you're waiting for ideal conditions to do that thing you've been wanting to do. Need I remind you that ideal conditions do not exist and will never happen?"
26.10.2024 04:18 β π 10211 π 4384 π¬ 88 π 220
Dexter, a black flat coasted retriever, is sitting in front of a brown leather sofa. He is holding a soft toy of Tigger from Winnie the Pooh in his mouth
Last time I was on BlueSky it was just photos of Dexter. π₯Ή
He died a month ago now, and I miss my soft lad every single day.
17.10.2024 23:38 β π 4 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Dexter, a black flatcoated retriever, is stood in from of a TV looking intensely at the screen, which is showing an episode of taskmaster.
For sure! Not like him to sit still for TV watching. He usually gets very stressed and barks at it...
Here is him raging at Taskmaster.
11.02.2024 13:06 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
Dexter, a black flatcoated retriever, is lying on a brown sofa with his head propped up by a yellow cushion. He is looking towards a TV which is showing The Masked Singer.
No dog photos for two months... I'm slacking.
So here is one my mum sent me last night of Dexter watching the Masked Singer. The boy loves TV.
11.02.2024 12:19 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
Title: Methods of defending your local library from government cuts.
1. Comminity Support: families stand round the licrary with placards
2. Fortifications: The library now has crenellations, a high wall and guards with spears.
3. Camouflage: the library has been painted with a camouflage pattern.
4. Black magic: the library has been painted with a huge pentagram , a sorceror casts a spell from an altar.
5. Time Travel: weird machinery is attached to the library, it is in a prehistoric jungle, a dinosaur walks past.
6. Disguise: the library has been dressed to look like a vape shop
7. Attack!: the library has tank tracks and large mechanical arms, it speeds forth, a librarian urges it on from a hatch at the top.
A cartoon about libraries for the Guardian.
11.02.2024 09:30 β π 3672 π 1301 π¬ 32 π 65
A flatcoated retriever plays in the snow. He has snow stuck to his face.
... And Dexter.
03.12.2023 19:30 β π 0 π 0 π¬ 0 π 0
A flatcoat retriever sits nicely in the snow
A flatcoat retriever sits nicely in the snow
Handsome boys. So photogenic.
03.12.2023 19:27 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
the gradual replacement of βexchanging money for goodsβ with βexchanging money for a license to use goods as a serviceβ has been one low key one of the worst changes of the 21st century
02.12.2023 13:29 β π 5923 π 2444 π¬ 123 π 77
A black flat coated retriever stands on a paved driveway carrying a newspaper in his mouth with a rainbow slip lead. He looks very pleased with himself
Bluesky just for dog photos? It's more likely than you think!
But would appreciate some pleasant vibes for this handsome lad who is poorly :(
06.11.2023 23:05 β π 1 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
You can put GΓΌ ramekins in the recycling. However if you keep them like a normal person, the lids from Pringle tubes fit them perfectly
06.11.2023 20:14 β π 7 π 3 π¬ 0 π 0
I am having severe pup withdrawals at the moment π
22.10.2023 20:13 β π 2 π 0 π¬ 1 π 0
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