Tom

Me watching pretty much any show with plot even if I am paying attention

20 nugs?

20 nugs.

One of those rare days when the imposter briefly fucks off and leaves a fleeting feeling that I might actually be good at this

I had the Maple and BBQ Double Quarter lb'er tonight and the pretzel McFlurry

Far exceeded the sad £30 borgor I stumped up for in a Heathrow Radisson yesterday 🥲

Give the people what they want baybee

Watched the rain come in over Bristol

Hope your Autumn is mild and filled with perfect sticks and paths free of people

Also bastardly hard so you couldnt complete it on one blockbuster rental.

Savage game

Ok excellent! So i got one of these recently. It's called an R36S it's £40 and has every Mega Drive, SNES, NES, Gameboy, Gameboy Colour, Advance on it.

Even has some PS1 !

Well worth a look. I had no idea such things were a thing

Em, random question, are you mega drive/snes era?

This would give me the absolute rage. Been doing the 10k steps thing all 2025 and even when ON IT the average is about 8-10 mins per 1000 steps.

If only it took 40 mins!

Bino envy

Todays plod with the hot blonde

Everything about this dude gives me unspeakable rage, absolutely terrible vibes

Today's plod

Some good blue sky Autumning

And some good sticky stick action

Do not buy into advice from those approaching 40, nor the promise that the uncertainty of your late 20s eases

The arrogance that you spend your 20s carefully curating, gently gives way to the realisation that you truly have no fucking clue what you are doing

And are now also culturally irrelevant

Todays walk

Wind had just blown out, finally. Autumn doing what it does, before everything turns to slimy shite

There is touch screen payment at the airport drop off.

It never ceases to amaze me how people who have been using smart phones for 15 years turn into "baby's first touch screen" when confronted with the simplest task

Type in your reg "OMG WUT" *mashes palm onto screen* "IT DUNT WERK" *lick*

The weird thing about kids is, it can be surprisingly hard to get them to reply despite having the phone permanently glued to their face

Enough

Marvellous 😎

More importantly. What van is that? 👀

Sorry to anyone who lives nearby but Leeds-Bradford airport is the arsehole of the world to get to

In the local woods, they have over-engineered a solution for dogs crossing fence lines.

These liftable portcullis type affairs. Low key obsessed 🥰

Good birbs

Pretty tired tbqhwy

Huge if true 👀

contrary little prick he is

Torches are back for the evening walks.

Trying not to lose the smol dog in the big woods.