WI Area Garfield Fan Club

This place is a regular dog and pony show

This changes everything.

I have to try

You think mailmen ever get ticklish?

I recently met the man who delivered me when I was born. He told me he'd always remembered me because I was the driest birth he had ever seen. "Just no liquid of any kind," he said. Wow.

I need to buy an Oshkosh NGDV

A wise gnome meditates against a black backdrop. He has a long white beard and a red cap. He is made out of clay, like a dreidel

some times you gotta exercise your mind. Fuck the whole world and expand your inward horizons. erase the boundary... real shit

It would probably be really fun to rob people

It feels kind of perverse to fart in my own kitchen

Wojacks can be beautiful women now. I think somehow this is a good thing for the world.

Smoking doo doo! I'm talking real turds! I'm puffing on genuine crap!

getting completely nude to hit the blunt

It always stinks so bad when I hit the griddy

Sometimes a fella just gets really obsessed with triangles

Oh fuck somebody put the internet on the phone

I've never been to a Chillis restaurant once in my entire life

Woah momma! Arlene, hold me back!

everything at scale behaves like plastic. this is called slime-golem's theory of plasticity

Oh wow this one is new to me

Another morning, another god damn delicious bagel breakfast sandwich. Christ, I love being alive

I now know how JFK felt

Hey everybody, what's up?

Big walking wants to kill me for my unconventional gait

The humiliation of dying in a bog is mitigated by the reverence with which future people will behold your corpse. "Wow," they'll say, "look at the marvelous bog fellow!"

ayyyyy

Reconnecting with my twitter mutuals

I should call her

a sinister group of hooded figures which may or may not be Brunfty and his friends

reconnecting with my twitter friends

Welcome!