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a man wearing glasses and a hat is talking about the highest bid ALT: a man wearing glasses and a hat is talking about the highest bid
31.01.2026 03:54 β€” πŸ‘ 0    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Trump?

31.01.2026 03:52 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

MAGA hat with a sticker on the back that says β€œI bought this before he went crazy!”

31.01.2026 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 5    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
tired looking old white bear

tired looking old white bear

every single moment must be lived

30.01.2026 21:06 β€” πŸ‘ 167    πŸ” 29    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 3

Ok just checkung

30.01.2026 19:11 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Devo voice: when you get a false notion, disabuse it

30.01.2026 14:01 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The same event we were talking about previously?

30.01.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜”πŸ«΄πŸ«΄

30.01.2026 13:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Get their asses!!

30.01.2026 13:34 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

*disabuses yoy of misconceptions*

30.01.2026 06:54 β€” πŸ‘ 15    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Life is mostly about getting kind of itchy

30.01.2026 06:52 β€” πŸ‘ 20    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Doctor: I diagnose you with chungus life

Me: fuck

30.01.2026 06:33 β€” πŸ‘ 27    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Where would that be?

30.01.2026 06:30 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish . ALT: spongebob squarepants is standing on a wooden floor next to patrick star and a fish .
30.01.2026 02:10 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

The invitation clearly says +22 allowed…

30.01.2026 02:07 β€” πŸ‘ 4    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

The which ing hour?

29.01.2026 22:26 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

At the same time the event will be happening or at a different time?

29.01.2026 22:18 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

βœ…

29.01.2026 20:58 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You’ll get a secret third thing

29.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Alright got you signed up for the competition are you cool with To The Death?

29.01.2026 20:57 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Oh boy πŸ™„

29.01.2026 20:56 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Just a little slang guys

29.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Tell me you didn’t dispatch Slothly Steve…

29.01.2026 16:43 β€” πŸ‘ 7    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Going to the event or going away from it

29.01.2026 16:42 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Yes you are going or yes you will be not going

29.01.2026 14:04 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Ok swag

29.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Go ahead and cancel those plans

29.01.2026 14:02 β€” πŸ‘ 6    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Not really my business but I’m glad to hear it

29.01.2026 13:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Please RSVP via response please!

29.01.2026 05:21 β€” πŸ‘ 41    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 12    πŸ“Œ 0

Only playing of course. Fork it over 🀲

29.01.2026 04:31 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

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