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Sorry vince! Just the way it is

06.08.2025 03:32 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and the vincible homie were gonna succumb to fatal damage later

06.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 29    πŸ” 4    πŸ’¬ 2    πŸ“Œ 0

Me and the ovoviviparous homie were gonna go birth live young the roundabout way later

06.08.2025 03:07 β€” πŸ‘ 13    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

As a team we can embiggen this ferret

05.08.2025 20:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Are the ferrets suffering?

05.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I get it now

05.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

First rule: a creature cannot move an object bigger than itself

05.08.2025 18:40 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

They shouldn’t be allowed near them

05.08.2025 18:33 β€” πŸ‘ 5    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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Never under stood why they call it a ferret’s wheel but I dig it

05.08.2025 18:31 β€” πŸ‘ 70    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 0

He’s clearly trying to figure out what we got

05.08.2025 15:45 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Hey! Watch it pal!

05.08.2025 15:35 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

You are too generous πŸ˜ŒπŸ‘πŸ”₯

05.08.2025 14:18 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

It frightens me

05.08.2025 14:17 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I can’t get my neighbors bins into my torlet

05.08.2025 06:08 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0
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a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is yawning . ALT: a police officer wearing a yellow vest and tie is yawning .
05.08.2025 06:07 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Can I borrow a roof?

05.08.2025 04:47 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

Call me a dreamer

05.08.2025 04:46 β€” πŸ‘ 8    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

πŸ˜‹

05.08.2025 04:16 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You either die right now or live long enough to die later.

05.08.2025 01:15 β€” πŸ‘ 124    πŸ” 21    πŸ’¬ 5    πŸ“Œ 2

timbo won’t fit down the torlet afterward

05.08.2025 02:50 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

I’m willing to pay up to $one billion dollars

05.08.2025 02:49 β€” πŸ‘ 3    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

You may be cooking!!

04.08.2025 23:09 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

Do you accept children-at-heart?

04.08.2025 17:19 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

There has to be a better way of dealing with garbage other than flushing it all down the toilet

04.08.2025 17:14 β€” πŸ‘ 57    πŸ” 3    πŸ’¬ 6    πŸ“Œ 1

Nobody pays me up front because of my fantasy credit score πŸ˜’

04.08.2025 00:53 β€” πŸ‘ 1    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

I wouldn’t know πŸ’…

04.08.2025 00:51 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

One of the worst parts of quests is being killed and eaten by the big monster

03.08.2025 21:18 β€” πŸ‘ 32    πŸ” 2    πŸ’¬ 3    πŸ“Œ 0

Sounds about right!

03.08.2025 01:38 β€” πŸ‘ 2    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

3st Ooges

03.08.2025 00:15 β€” πŸ‘ 16    πŸ” 0    πŸ’¬ 1    πŸ“Œ 0

oo ee oo I look just like Barbarossa oh oh and you’re Captain Jack Sparrow

01.08.2025 04:51 β€” πŸ‘ 12    πŸ” 1    πŸ’¬ 0    πŸ“Œ 0

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