Alastor’s Shadow

“She’s ssssso impressive and ssstrong, full of life! Ssstronger than I could ever hope to be. She’s perfect!”

So this is confirmed to be incredibly in-character isn’t it?

#HazbinHotelS2

a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in the back seat of a car next to another man wearing a baseball cap . ALT: a man wearing sunglasses is sitting in the back seat of a car next to another man wearing a baseball cap .

Crazy sonnuva bitch you did it

I’m going to say that every time I see a duck for the rest of my life

Did I miss the trend? I slept through a chunk of today so I didn’t see it.

Let me catch up.

If ur new to the fandom in S2, or generally unaware, this guy is a predator and a scumbag. Make sure he knows hes NOT WANTED here.

They may not be understanding of my lust for The Speaker.

Know who would understand? The Speaker.

so apparently HT accidentally revealed a major spoiler by putting up a shirt. I don't know what it is, I don't want to know, I'm just putting the word out to be cautious

The hood yank, perfect

Prediction for the next episode

#HazbinHotel

She understands me

She knows me and still gives the most calming sincere smile

😭

Her lack of shock tells me it’s a common occurrence

The only character that doesn’t get it with Moxxie is Crimson, and it’s made abundantly clear he’s an idiot about it.

Three panels. Top: Sir Pentious in heaven looking uncomfortable while surrounded by Emily, Peter and Abel. Middle: The sinner from the Vees section of Hazbin Guarantee (Trust us) looking overwhelmed while surrounded by Velvette, Valentino, and Vox. Bottom: George Lucas saying “It’s like poetry. It rhymes.”

#HazbinHotelS2 #HazbinHotelSpoilers

It’s actually Pinocchio 31.0483493925. Tubi didn’t bother to solve the square root.

I’ll leave it to YOU the audience to guess WHAT is happening!

Trust us with your shipment

Hey guys please look into TST before you give them any money. Im begging you.

-love, your friendly neighborhood satanist.

I still believe she was just as twitterpated as he was in that moment, but is just much better at masking it.

🎀🌈

The day I read that poem as an adult and realized that Ichabod was the village man-hoe was very eye opening

VIV, YOU ARE KILLING ME!!!

One day Pen asked them for advice and said “you can be frank with me” and they all took him at his word

Random thought. Are we sure that’s Frank? It might be Egg Boi Number 7.

She’s my favorite. Don’t tell Emily.

Both give me ice cream.

“I’ve exploded Pentious, and you, little bitch, are no Pentious”

Hundreds of people to friends: “I love Pentious now.”

Their friends: “Go to Twiggie”

HoPtF: “wha?”

TF: “Trust me”

Give her all the awards. Every single one.