If you’re gonna spew,

Look at this cat getting a Bar mitzvah

I wonder if I'm the only person in the world who mumbles "arugula!" when washing my face with cold water

"If you only read the books that everyone else is reading, you can only think what everyone else is thinking."

-Haruki Murakami

This be me.

This is my new favourite video! 👀😍 #bluesky

Boss: Make it look like an accident

Hitman: [has a gender reveal party]

It’s 2050 and a teen girl is torrenting a .tar.gz file of all the consciousnesses of all the tech bros who uploaded themselves into the cloud in a bid for immortality and modding them into The Sims 4

Has he tried locking his doors as a step before not wearing a seatbelt

It occurs to me that we are living at the intersection of Handmaid's Tale & Idiocracy.

Neither of those were how-to guides. 😩

Other people have better imposter syndrome than me I bet

My wife shared this with me and I’m tellin you… it’s worth the read.

Except for how long it took to dial 911

This former model, with no background in history, has been put in charge of curating what is "appropriate" at the National Museum of African American History.

I don't know what's happening in this video?? But, i support it... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

Will a reporter ever ask them if it's that they have no shame or is it just the inability to understand that they should

What if at the end of it all, when trump is inevitably humiliated and made to feel his actual impact on the world, JD decides to pretend he actually was still against trump all along and was infiltrating the regime to try to curb Trump's evil

OMG 😭

Why do they still let him on

YouTube video by PoliticsGirl SHOCKING OPINION... Maybe We Should Have Hope.

youtube.com/shorts/yAIf1...

A Google alert announces Chappell Roan concert tickets, but the image is of Weird Al

You sure about this, Google?

100% attack 0% damage baby goat... 👀😅🤣 #bluesky

What’s cool is that now when you yell “losers” at a bunch of masked ICE goons, there’s a chance one of them is Dean Cain

What if all the ICE people suddenly decided they were on the wrong side and refused to do these things

"The human body is a true carnival of horrors and frankly I'm embarrassed to have one." - John Oliver

Wait, trump was really on the roof for some reason? How'd he get up there? I'm going back to bed

what have i become
my swedish friend
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in the end

Tell us, master cat, how do we traverse this universe?

If we have honest midterms this nightmare will be over. But I don't want any Gerald Ford forgiveness bullshit. I want Nuremberg accountability.