Gym Jordan

He just said it. 100% unironically and unmistakably.

“We took the freedom of speech away.”

I feel like this photo of masked, armed men pepper spraying a pastor protecting his community is going to be a defining picture of this moment in America for a long, long time.

I’m dying dead…

You hear that folks, just a little "bucking of tradition" here, nothing serious to worry about!

Never been a better time to cancel your recurring membership to the fake-ass faux-journalism of what was once @npr.org

Live footage of me meeting my therapist’s new intern.

BREAKING: Country singer Zach Bryan condemns ICE raids in new song “Bad News”:

“And ICE is gonna come, bust down your door — Try to build a house no one builds no more, but I got a telephone. Kids are all scared and all alone.”

the most pathetic combover in history 🤣

Unfortunately not richly-endowed with anything else!

Isn't his wife shacking up with the world's richest nazi right now?

Good question from CNN. Maybe Jake Tapper could look into the memory issues more here.

There it is

It really is staggering to see so many people willing to abandon our 249 year experiment in democracy for an increasingly unstable criminally convicted reality show charlatan.

Trump Opens the Door to Using the Insurrection Act and Pardoning Ghislaine Maxwell

Trump and Stephen Miller are gearing up to unleash the Insurrection Act in a desperate bid to consolidate power and destroy their critics.

thelefthook.substack.com/p/trump-open...

🥲

I would love to kick back on the couch with Biblical Jesus and just watch clips of Mike Johnson's effortless sanctimonious lying and just riff and shit all over his fake-ass "christian" shtick over some brews. 🤣

Looking at you @npr.org 🤨

Journalism needs a new style guide for these times. As a start: if the basic material facts of the situation don’t align whatsoever with the official claim, you don’t have to repeat that claim. You are not mandated to cover the lies meant to obscure the facts, only the facts themselves.

a man is reading a book called sensible chuckle Alt: a man is reading a book called sensible chuckle

That definitely sounds like a totally normal human laugh and not boiling rage beneath a painfully thin veneer 😬

Lil' Goebbels having himself a sensible chuckle

The reigns are held in russian hands

My enemy is also in russia

when they go low, we go along with it...fucking apparently

So we’re all going to truth social right

I still really don't understand the mechanics of how we had Trump in court, with 34 felonies, and then suddenly he's President and none of that matters any more. 🤷

That can't have happened with just Trump. Others made this happen. Those others have Ds next to their name. They have news credentials.

At what point does an entity demonstrate itself so profoundly dishonest that courts start presuming the integrity of their claims accurately?

ICE is made up of men who have failed the human test and have nothing of value to offer this nation.

Adults with decency and options and possibilities don’t do this shit.

Locusts are simply unjustly maligned Conservative grasshoppers being targeted based solely on their behavior and actions!

#endlocustslander