The Dave You Know

When the toilet paper is as shocked about the price as you are.

We don’t have the votes in Congress yet. There is no solid group of Republicans who would join Dems and vote to impeach and remove. I think they’re waiting for the blue wave next November.

They embrace the J6 criminals and rioters who hurt police officers, and punish peaceful protestors pushing back against the government.

All while sending military troops to combat manufactured “out of control crime and violence” because you claim to be the law and order party.

FFS. Take a seat.

Beavers are better at construction than many construction workers/companies.

I think the wait time to see a doctor may be longer than the wait time to buy the gun that caused the injuries that made it necessary to see a doctor.

I can’t stand listening to marble mouth. I bet he spits a lot when he talks.

You guys! This is the most bizarre 4th of July parade I’ve ever been to!

And what’s wrong with these dogs? Why do they look so weird?

I was away from BlSky for a few days. Did everything in the world get fixed yet?

Nerd humor:

Where’s Rubio?

a man in a suit walks through a parking lot ALT: a man in a suit walks through a parking lot

- 2/3 of street parking gone thanks to construction.
- Building next door replacing parking lot pavement displaces 25 cars.
- Garage doors being replaced forcing residents to street parking.
- Nearby streets - retail nearby reduces almost all alternatives.
- Have to take a bus to and from your car.

They can only get certified in a state that’s outlawed abortion and many necessary medical procedures for women? And they may get arrested of they do?

Sounds a lot like women’s health care is being stripped away to make them weak and subservient to men.

This is the beginning of the theocracy.

What about the requirement to keep written records for the libraries? I thought that was something he couldn’t get around?

Oh, wait. He fired the librarian. And he does whatever he wants with impunity because congress is weak and unwilling to fight back.

Sorry, I forgot about that.

Don’t you mean Todd and his beard?

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I knew it. He couldn’t contain the dome to the borders, so he’s gonna charge Canada and Mexico for “protection”.

Sounds a lot like the old neighborhood business shakedowns during the mob’s heyday.

Andor, The Last Of Us, The Handmaid’s Tale, all ending or finishing their seasons within the same week.

What am I supposed to do now? Go outside? That’s crazy talk!

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That's almost $215 billion which is almost half a trillion! And a trillion is almost the same as the whole national debt of $36.22 trillion!

We're on our way to paying off that credit card!

That's how it works, right?😉

Has anyone found a way to edit posts, post posting?

Meta and Bluesky are not playing well together. Imma keep trying.

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Further encouraging Chinese and Russian efforts to control the space around the planet.

Meanwhile, SpaceX/Starlink satellites are falling out of orbit and being replaced with…?

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Roberta Flack
Michelle Trachtenberg
Gene Hackman
David Johansen
Angie Stone

2025:

YouTube video by LillyAnimeEdits Laughing wheezing meme 😭😭 (I’m dying 😭)

I’m dying!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

“I can’t read” ROFL!!!!

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