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@jake-needs-coffee.bsky.social

just a dude with a teenage kid, a pile of cats, & ✨️opinions✨️ sometimes you get cats. sometimes you get politics. sometimes you just get unhinged randomness. it's like roulette but fun.

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Latest posts by jake-needs-coffee.bsky.social on Bluesky

Sandwich Guy was acquitted today.

Wonder if the feds are going to start wearing BLT-proof vests now....

07.11.2025 06:12 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

hope has been in short supply in recent years. seems like maybe we've given it back to ourselves, finally. at least a little, anyway 😊

06.11.2025 01:11 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

with enough Mamdanis in elected positions, maybe we can have nice things again? like idk food, healthcare, infrastructure, little things like that

06.11.2025 00:18 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

17 years ago today, my friends and I were watching as Obama got elected, sobbing and chain-smoking cigarettes, waxing poetic about the first Black president.

In hindsight, it is a privilege to have believed in something so completely. I’ll never fault the person I was who believed in hope & change.

05.11.2025 00:52 — 👍 1577    🔁 116    💬 56    📌 4
a ginkgo tree in a splendor of gold against a bright blue autumn sky. the sun is peeking through the leaves, making them glow.

a ginkgo tree in a splendor of gold against a bright blue autumn sky. the sun is peeking through the leaves, making them glow.

05.11.2025 04:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

we all have rough days sometimes. but so far you have made it through all of them. rest, eat, cuddle something. tomorrow is another opportunity.

05.11.2025 04:41 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
a mostly white cat with orange patches and a very cute pink nose is curled up like a cinnamon roll. he is very dumb, very sweet, and very much the best babby cat. even though you can't hear it, he's purring like an outboard motor at full throttle.

a mostly white cat with orange patches and a very cute pink nose is curled up like a cinnamon roll. he is very dumb, very sweet, and very much the best babby cat. even though you can't hear it, he's purring like an outboard motor at full throttle.

My two closest and dearest friends are people I have never met in person.

Don't ever let anyone tell you that online friendship isn't valid.

Plz enjoy an entirely unrelated but astonishingly adorable Frankie. As a treat.

01.11.2025 04:40 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a grey cat sits primly on a striped blanket

a grey cat sits primly on a striped blanket

Mister Biscuits wants me to remind you that your record for surviving the bad days is 100%

30.10.2025 10:35 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a grey kitty sits awkwardly on top of a bookshelf under a window

a grey kitty sits awkwardly on top of a bookshelf under a window

it's apparently #NationalCatDay so here's Mister Biscuits being derpy

29.10.2025 20:41 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

Nothing says "happy Thanksgiving" quite like stiffing an estimated 42 million children, low-income families, elderly people, and people with disabilities who rely on SNAP benefits.

27.10.2025 23:28 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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a group of people in suits are dancing on a white floor . ALT: a group of people in suits are dancing on a white floor .
24.10.2025 04:26 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

or at least try. his vanity and his need to compensate for his impotence know no bounds.

24.10.2025 04:16 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
23.10.2025 11:18 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
a close-up portrait of a grey kitty face. Biscuits has green eyes, a black nose, and lots of silver whiskers. He has a skeptical look on his face and is sitting atop a half wall.

a close-up portrait of a grey kitty face. Biscuits has green eyes, a black nose, and lots of silver whiskers. He has a skeptical look on his face and is sitting atop a half wall.

The world is terrible and we're going to have to work hard to right it. But at least there are cats and books and comrades and other delightful things.
#CatsOfBluesky
#Resist

22.10.2025 16:48 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

I thought at this point that nothing this criminal administration did could surprise me but this ... this blatant, gleeful, unnecessary desecration of the people's house is insane. he needs to be removed, along with his entire cabinet, and every single one of his appointees at every level.

22.10.2025 00:17 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A grey-scale rendering of the proposed ballroom. It is a blocky, rectangular building sprouting from where the east wing currently sits. It dwarfs the existing white house.

A grey-scale rendering of the proposed ballroom. It is a blocky, rectangular building sprouting from where the east wing currently sits. It dwarfs the existing white house.

This is not the behavior of a man who plans to leave peacefully in ~3 years.

...or at all for that matter

21.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
A view of the east wing of the white house. The lawn appears to have been ripped up; only bare soil is visible. Plywood sheets cover the exterior fence. There's a gaping hole in the building with an excavator continuing to rip down parts of it. Several people in reflective vests and hard hats stand nearby observing.

A view of the east wing of the white house. The lawn appears to have been ripped up; only bare soil is visible. Plywood sheets cover the exterior fence. There's a gaping hole in the building with an excavator continuing to rip down parts of it. Several people in reflective vests and hard hats stand nearby observing.

Today he's tearing down the east wing of the white house for another vanity project that desecrates a historic landmark. Bx no matter what he does he can't escape his own self-loathing & feelings of inferiority.

21.10.2025 16:55 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

only every night for the past 270 days 🤷‍♂️😑

16.10.2025 16:03 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

the little matching sleepy smiles 😭🥹

16.10.2025 04:02 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
two bowls of chowder sit on a table with a jar of green onions behind them

two bowls of chowder sit on a table with a jar of green onions behind them

my daughter's favorite soup is the one my grandmother used to make for me as a wee sprog. Corn chowder with chicken and bacon. while my daughter and my grandmother never met, this soup connects them, through me 😌🍛

15.10.2025 03:28 — 👍 4    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

My friend gave me a really excellent hug yesterday. one of those hugs that stays with you for days, makes you feel a little sturdier, a little more capable, and a lot more loved.

11.10.2025 17:36 — 👍 9    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

your record for getting through the hard days is 100% so far.

08.10.2025 02:21 — 👍 1    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

your turn! what's something you like about yourself?

08.10.2025 02:15 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0

I like that I just hit 4 years clean a few days ago! And I like that I'm only 6 months away from my undergrad degree! I've worked so hard for this 😌

08.10.2025 02:13 — 👍 5    🔁 0    💬 2    📌 0
The image is an X post by Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis
) from 19 hours ago, stating: "So let me get this straight: a Blackhawk helicopter and dozens of masked, armed federal agents roll up on a Chicago apartment building, cuff everyone—including kids—and then run checks for warrants and immigration status? What the hell is going on in this country? How is that not fascism?" The post includes a verified badge.

The image is an X post by Mike Nellis (@MikeNellis ) from 19 hours ago, stating: "So let me get this straight: a Blackhawk helicopter and dozens of masked, armed federal agents roll up on a Chicago apartment building, cuff everyone—including kids—and then run checks for warrants and immigration status? What the hell is going on in this country? How is that not fascism?" The post includes a verified badge.

Narrator: This is fascism.

05.10.2025 20:30 — 👍 18130    🔁 5786    💬 508    📌 194
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He sprayed the pepper spray directly into the protester’s vent plug of the suit.

Because a guy in a frog suit is scary and threatening apparently🤷🏼‍♀️

03.10.2025 16:58 — 👍 364    🔁 177    💬 33    📌 13
a white cat with orange spots sits atop a dresser, bathed in blue light, looking up towards the ceiling. there's a wooden door and a bookshelf behind him, and a display shelf with led lights and assorted small decorative items on it. The kitties name is Frankie and he's just such a happy sweet baby.

a white cat with orange spots sits atop a dresser, bathed in blue light, looking up towards the ceiling. there's a wooden door and a bookshelf behind him, and a display shelf with led lights and assorted small decorative items on it. The kitties name is Frankie and he's just such a happy sweet baby.

Man, everything has just been a lot lately. So here's a kitty and a reminder that rest is resistance too. We'll get through this.

30.09.2025 01:47 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0
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my best friend lives in Portland. sent me this picture earlier today. I'm planning on moving to Portland when I graduate next spring.

29.09.2025 04:33 — 👍 3    🔁 0    💬 1    📌 0
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precious bb has never had a single thought and that's just fine 🥰🥹

20.09.2025 03:20 — 👍 2    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

they were killed or dumped in third party countries.

20.09.2025 03:10 — 👍 0    🔁 0    💬 0    📌 0

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